Jumping Jack Flash

I would so but that issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would so buy that issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About 6 years ago I ordered one back issue of playboy from playboy.com, they sent me a videotape by accident, I told them and they sent me the issue, and a box to return the tape, which I didn't. Ever since then I have been recieving playboy magazine in my mailbox every month free of charge, am I lucky or what?

A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child: Abby, Jessica, Tilly or Roxy?

I am slim and tall,

Many find me desirable and appealing.

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.

Once I shine in splendor,

But only once and then no more.

For many I am "to die for".

What am I?

I can sizzle like bacon,

I am made with an egg,

I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,

I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,

I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?

Mrs Landers was a heath nut, she cooked food in a wok

Mr Harris was her boyfriend, he had a great big

cockadoodle doodle the rooster just crowed great

and I don't want my breakfast because It tastes like

shitzu's make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet

monkeys aren't good to have cuz they like to beat their

meeting in the office or meeting in the hall

the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his

Ballsac was a writer, he lived with allan funt

Mrs Roberts didn't like him but thats cuz she's a

contaminated water can really make you sick

your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your

dictate what I'm saying cuz it will bring you luck

and if you all don't like it I don't five a flying ****!!

hint: Its on the Use Your Illusion CD

It wasn't Appetite for Destruction

What if I get an erection?

She doesn't know I like her