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What songs are played inside the club?

I'm not sure what it's missing, we are using Cass Clay ice cream/shake mix. We only poured what was in the carton into the machine. So the milkshakes turn out too crystal-ly or it would be too liquidy. What are we missing?

I can't connect to any game with my friend.

It keeps saying "this game is no longer in session, returning to sigle player" or "this game no longer exists"

Help?

Were on the same wifi, but it was working fine earlier.

I have a Nintendo DSI and they have a regular DS, the ones that can play old game boy games.

I have Pokemon Silver and they have Pokemon Emerald.

Help?

The Sims 3

I've been having trouble getting my sims to sleep in the same bed. One would fall asleep first, then the other(usually at the same time), but the first sim to fall asleep would get mad at the other because the other sim is 'noisy'. So the sleeping sim would wake up and 'react to noisy sim' and vice versa. So they would need to sleep in other rooms, is the point here.

It started happening after I got them both 'meditative trance sleep', one after the other since my sim needed more lifetime points.

So could this be an issue and how would I be able to fix it?

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.

I was the next door kid's imaginary friend

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Hope you liked them :].

19, because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

Hahaha.

I am made with an egg,

I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,

I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,

I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?

What can go up a chimney down, or down a chimney down, but can't go up a chimney up, or down a chimney up?

Can you xbox live if you already have wifi?

I'm not really sure how to get xbox live

but I have wifi

help?

Preferably songs with great beats to dance to and has lyrics in it

kinda like the song sexy chick by David guetta

Can you give me some great artists names?

That'll be very helpful :D

[Especially those that are used for raves and/or clubs]

Did anyone notice the flash during the Booker T scene?

Right after they fought over the robe or something?

It was a black screen with white words

Subliminal advertising, much?

A blond and Indians were walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The blond was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. "No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The blond started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!" He took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!" Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day, in the newspaper, the head lines read, "BLOND RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!"

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

A midget complained to his friend that his testicles ached all the time. Fearing the worst for his little buddy, he suggested that he go to a doctor for diagnosis and treatment.

The midget took his advice and went to a physician & outlined the malady to him. The doctor, concerned, told him to drop his pants so that he might examine him. The midget did as he was told and dropped his pants (a short drop!). The doctor then lifted him up onto the examining table & proceeded with the exam. Putting one finger under his left testicle, the doctor told the midget to cough, which he did. "Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did. "Ahhh!" said the doctor once again and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the right side and then snip, snip, snip on the left side.

He then told the midget to pull up his pants and see if he still ached. The midget was delighted with the result. He walked around the doc's office and his testicles did not ache. What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied dryly, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."

A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.

"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued. "You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree... ...and then I paint the