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I'm looking for the companion product to Oral-B toothpaste: Anal-B (so I can take care of both ends).

If not, maybe you could recommend an alternate product?

Thank you in advance!

...they seem to choose the winner based on speed, not size, so surely Prix Rapide/Fast Prix would be a more fitting title than Grand Prix?

Seems like it should be a prerequisite of signing up to Y!A as one fifth of all the questions are about tugging/rubbing it...

I live in the UK and loads of adverts about Pappa John's pizzas keep coming on all the time.

He keeps banging on (with his melty facelift visage) about putting his 'secret ingredient' into his pizzas.

Is this ingredient his wang?

Since he's closer to you guys in America (I assume), could one of you try shooting him for me so the nightmares will stop?

I'm not advocating murder, maybe just use blanks to scare him off.

I just know he's coming to get my bum.

Is anyone attracted to Meg Griffin?

Not because of her voice actress, I mean the actual character of Meg as a 'person'.

How would your first date with her go?

Which extinct animal (that's not a dinosaur) would you like to see resurrected and why?

Aurochs, Quagga, Thylacine, Moa, Passenger Pigeon, Mammoth, Dodo, Dire Wolf etc...

Oh, and if your reason is just so you can have sex with it, feel free to keep that to yourself.

I have a friend whose only social interaction is via Yahoo Answers.

I would appreciate any help regarding advice/intervention I could provide for them as I am somewhat worried.

Does anyone care that there seems to be an increasing disrespect for the mythological lizards the dragon and the wyvern?

There are an increasing number of films, TV programmes, games etc that depict wyverns (smaller with two hind legs and rudimentary fingers on the wings like a bat) but call them dragons (The red guy on the Welsh flag with four limbs AND wings).

I'm looking at you The Hobbit, Game of Thrones and Skyrim.

If we're going to behave like this then I demand that all future historical dramas have the leads roles played by animals.

Shakespeare played by a mole,

MLK depicted by a talented cuttlefish,

Ghandi brought to life by a particularly lively sea cucumber

Stuff like that...

Are any other pedants bothered by the incorrect usage of the abbreviation UFO which people often use to mean an actual Alien spacecraft (making it an Identified Flying Object!)

Should we now use another term (like UAP - un identified aerial phenomenon) or is there a way to force people to use and understand language properly?