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its a power point presentation,, is it fair or do you know different?

http://www.phrank.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/essex.pps

In my wildest dreams I could never imagine myself on a nudist beach letting it all hang out, why do they do it and would you ?

Mine has to be my Sat Nav, I use it everyday for work, whats yours ?

I come from England and gave the wife a good "wedgie" tonight although she was laughing she was a bit upset that I ripped her lace style undies.

Do the rest of the world give "wedgies"

Who in your opinion is the best driver out of you and your partner and give a reason for your opinion.

Should it be made an offence for women to wear flat shoes when they know men preffer women in high heels ? (T.I.C)

Have you ever worn beer goggles and regretted it the next day ?

But I had a great day today, I had a nice earner at work today, came home to a nice dinner and the family are all happy.

Did you have a good day ???

With all the talk of skinny models my wife said she would like the body of Kelly Brook, a proper curvy body. Given the choice girls, who's body would you like.

My wife has just come home from work (9.00pm) and now she is cooking my dinner, if she had prepared the meal before she went to work this morning she would have only had to heat it and I could have had it by now, unorganised.... are all women like this ?

Women get colds but men get "man flu" it is a terrible illness only suffered by men and can be a near death experience.

Do women realise how lucky they are not to get "man flu"

Race one WSB about to start,, your predictions ?

Bayliss with his traction control or Haga with his samuria of slide technique, will Toseland bag a win ?

Do you think that the Scottish are cruel in still participating in haggis hunting, after all the English have stopped fox hunting. I hear that the young haggis are pulled from their nest by terriers and pursued by kilt wearing horseman, disgusting !!

Should I ban my 13 year old daughter from Yahoo Answers due to the adult nature of some of the questions and answers.

My wife returned from the shops with 4 scatter cushions, when she put them on the sofa's they looked terrible, I returned to the shop with her to see if we could find something more suitable and was horrified to find she paid £90 for them in a sale and even more horrified when I found out we could not get a refund as they were purchased in the sale, we ended up buying a rug which cost another £115 on top of the price of the exchanged cushions,, so our bargain was a rug we had no intentions of buying for the bargian price of £205,, oh well at least the wife is pleased

What bargains did you get today ?

Found anyone on your wave length, or randomly contacted someone through messenger ?

If my wife says she is going out for ten minutes it usually ends up nearer an hour, if I ask my daughter to do something she always says "in a minute" but she certainley takes longer than that, do they work on their own timescale and wear secret womens watches ?

While they carry out their leisure pursuits some of us are trying to earn a living on the roads,, if they paid road tax it may give them a little more right to be on th roads but they dont,, stay on the fields and off the tarmac !!

Thanks to Bloke Thinx for the inspiration for this question

Cyclists

Bus drivers

Truck Drivers

Motorcyclists

4x4 drivers

Taxi drivers

Boy Racers

other please specify

I just got back from holiday, at the airport you get charged per kilo if you bag is overweight, I am of slim build through regular exercise and healthy diet if my bag is overwiehgt I get charged but it's OK to be grossly overweight and pay no extra for the plane to have to use extra fuel to power their fat lardy arses skyward ? Pay a fat tax is what I say,, what do you think ?