Teacher Man

As I enter information in my FTM 2008 file, I question what is the difference between a BURIAL entry & CEMETERY entry?

I understand the physical difference, but not the logic of having a place & date for both BURIAL & CEMETERY. One would infer the two are the same. I would consider the Burial entry would have a DATE and the Cemetery entry would have a PLACE. The two fields are redundant unless a grave was relocated; yet, this would generate new entries. I would like to know what the accepted protocol is.

From what I have read, people state they like Glocks better because they are Glocks, which isn't really a valid reason.

I have heard that KAHRs are pricey, but the difference doesn't seem to be an issue--for me.

I realize the Glocks may have more magazine capacity; yet, the KAHRs are lighter and thinner.

With this said, what is the best CCW Weapon, KAHR PM9 or Glock 19, 26 or 34?

One would know that I am in the market for a 9 mm, but I would appreciate reasons for another caliber.

Again, price is not an issue; CCW is....

I will appreciate any experienced advice and will ignore the Anti-NRA people and/or kids.

Rant, Rave, Reminisce, or Predict a score.

I have noticed some loop holes in the system. I am just wondering if others have noticed similar strategies.

Here is an open-ended joke. Fill-in the punch-line...

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat between a democrat and a republican.

The man looks to his left and says, “Hey.”

The democrat says, “Hey”

The man looks to his right and says, “Hey.”

The republican says, “Hey.”

The bartender, a self-proclaimed independent, asks, “Can I help you?”

The man asks the men to his left and to right, “What are you drinking?”

Both say, “Ginger ale.”

The man tells the bartender, “I’ll have what they are having.”

The bartender says, “One beer coming up.”

The democrat tells the man, “You don’t need to pay for that. Let me take care of it.”

The democrat makes an announcement to everyone in the bar, “You all need to cough up a dime to pay for this man’s beer.”

The democrat turns to the man and says, “It’s not your fault. We can take are of you.”

I'm grading eighth grade student essays, and I need a "pick me up." (Teachers will understand the need for the "pick me up.")

What was the best sarcastic answer you provided on Yahoo Answers? Providing the details to the original question may be necessary.

BTW: This is my first question asked.