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I would Love to see other peoples views on this beautiful topic and what it means to them...

Thanks for sharing..

You just dont know what you're going to get.. So what is death like?

Is there an afterlife?

Can i have a free reading please?

Thanks..

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife

Stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely

Stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,

Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument

With them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their

homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the

ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for

salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 9 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he

went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get

through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and

said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy

to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

I think the title is something like " It could've been us". I know it is a male singer and i think he was in the Eagles band, im not too sure.

I do believe the song is about a man singing about an ex girlfriend and how she is now with another man. In the song he is saying how it could have been them together. Thats all i can remember. Please help if you can.

What country, district and a brief summary on its history please.

Dear whoever it may concern;

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an Adult.

I have decided that I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year

old again. I want to be able to go to McDonalds and think it's a 4 star

restaurant. I want to think M&M's are better than money, simply because you can eat them. I want to lie under a huge oak tree and play Doctor's and

Nurses with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple and all I knew were colours,

multiplication tables and nursery rhymes and it didn't bother me, because I didn't know what I didn't know and I didn't care. All I knew was to be

happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me

worry or upset! I want to think the world is fair and that everyone is

honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by all the little things again.

I want to live simply again. I don't want my days to consist of computer

crashes, countless paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, gossip, illness and loss of loved

ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice,

peace, dreams, imagination and making angels in the snow.

So......from here onwards, I hand over my cheque book, car keys, my credit card bills and my mobile phone, I'm officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you wish to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first,

because, "TAG"! "YOU'RE IT"!!

Yours Sincerely

Me