That Guy

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It really makes me full of positive energy. What effect did it have on you??.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q0qu664j8c

Would it take prayers 8 minutes to reach him? And then would you have to wait another 8 minutes for a response? Or do prayers travel faster than light?

I have been a Rifftraxian for many years now, but recently I have been having some doubts. To be blunt, I have been thinking about converting to Cinematic Titanicism. It would be hard on the children, I know, but I think it might be where my heart truly lies. On the other hand, I don't want Mike to rain unholy vengeance on me. What should I do?

http://www.rifftrax.com/

http://www.cinematictitanic.com/

What was that you tried to say? Tried to say?

Pizza or Cheddars for hamburgers?

Scroll down to "Vandalism and Trolling"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_Answers

I by no means support picking on the poor fellow, who I truly believe is mentally disturbed, but I thought everyone would get a kick out of his obvious verbal style...

I changed it earlier, and it keeps appearing and disappearing from the perspective of my computer. Is everyone else seeing my new, improved picture, or are you just seeing the grey silhouette? Please, feed my vanity.

I own an AK-47, an AR-15, a shotgun, and a .40 S&W; I am for smaller government and less taxes; I like Ted Nugent... Please help me, christian fundamentalists, because I am confused. Since you guys are experts on Biology, Astronomy, Physics, and Genetics, I figured you had the inside loop on socio-political knowledge as well. Have I been voting wrong all this time? Should I get rid of "The Federalsit" and replace it with a biography of Che?

How did humanity achieve its current level of genetic diversity? As a matter of fact, humanity was extremely diverse at about 1 AD. How did we become so genetically divergent in just 2400 years? Did god allow for mutation and natural selection for humanity for this short period of time? Why have we not become more diverse over the last 2000 years? Why are we not seeing the same high levels of mutation today?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApbV8...

Who has performed thier wave offering today? Who has eaten shrimp (they are truly an abomination)? Why are you all so capricious with god's law?

As jantoo stated here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoF1B...

Does this mean that abiogenisis is correct? Or did they evolove? How did we create them, exactly? And can I create a strain of bacteria for myself that will concentrate disolved gold from seawater?

I have heard rumors that there is a facsimile edition available. Does anyone have any ideas of who published it, and where it would be available?

Lobsters, crabs, and tube worms all apparently survived Noah's flood, but Trilobites, which were obviously far more numerous (plenty of fossil evidence) didn't. How did stationary tube worms escape god's wrath when mobile and numerically superior trilobites were all buried?

Was there some small, select group that eschewed society and traveled the globe painting in caves? Did they do this before or after the flood? And if it was before the flood, why did they never paint dinosaurs?

The IPA is a Red Hook from the USA, the Wiesse is an Ekstra from Lithuainia, if that helps.