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I vote Canada.

Your everve seen that man on the show that's incredible where a gun slinger was so fast that he could take out anybody. He was so fast, that you couldn't even see him draw.

Have you ever had it so bad that when your in a totally quiet room that even though you know your brother, sister, mother or father are in the room your just flakin out when someone only coughs for a split second you literally jump out of your skin?

I just ate my breakfast and got ready for work. When I got to the garage, I found my 2 year old Keying the side of my volkswagen beetle. I grabbed him up and throttled the little terror. My wife came out wondering what was going on. I told her what the little dipstick did. I put him down and as he clutched his teeth I gave him the gears. I told him that he was starting bug me. My wife said to calm down that he was just exhausted from horsing around.So, I put my self in full reverse and stormed in the house mumbling. that kids drives me crazy. I was in low gear from that. I needed another coffee. So, I sat down and shifted sideways to grab the coffee cylinder. As I drank my coffee I reclined in my chair and got the wheels turning in my head. What to do? I could take the belt to him but thought better of it. So, I told myself not to be so hard on the little sportster. He's got licence to be a boy once. I went to the car, got in and pulled out. Before I left I said to my son, Bye Herbie.

Did you hear about the fool who broke his arm while raking leaves?

Yeah, fell out of the damn tree.

My wife came up to me this morning as I was out the door and asked me, Honey, can you pick me up some diapers? So, I told her, well that depends sweatheart, I have to attend a meeting after work and I may be late because I may get pampered about my raise.

Is it really true? Is it really considered an insult to merely call someone "Common"? I saw it on some british drama once and the kid got a good floggin ( that's another odd word ) for it. That word doesn't mean squat in my country. I'm Canadian and just curious. I suppose we have insults here you would think is nothing. Like, if you were to call a man a Goof, you could be shot on the spot. That word is taboo here. Try not to use it, epecially if that person just got out of prison. And especailly don't use it if you are in prison. Then you "will" die.

Words can be funny sometimes & and uh well, sometimes not so funny. Go figure. Life.

If you were my girl and I was in a race and came in last would you put me first?

Do movies in the US come out first before they come out in Canada. I saw a question that asked what movies people liked. I saw answers like the Simpsons Movie and Ghost Rider. They don't come out here in Canada for another 2 weeks or even spring. Have americans already seen these movies. Just curious.

How come when you tell someone that you lost something, the first thing they ask you is where did you put it. Do you think a stupid question deserves a stupid answer?

Out of the 5 Star Trek shows, which do you prefer?

Star Trek

Star Trek - The Next Generation

Star Trek - DS9

Star Trek - Voyager

Or Star Trek - Enterprise?

Providing your a fan at all.

I like,

Voyager

DS9

Enterprise

Next Generation &

Star Trek all in that order.

Can Calvin and Hobbs Take on Garfield and Odie? Enquiring minds wanna know.

Which do prefer? Americas Funniest HomeVideos, or The Worlds Wildest Videos? I'm still on the fence with this one.

The Philadelphia Project, fact or fiction?

O.k, so here it is. I just did a quick research on this but my findings are still somewhat inconclusive. Is it Caesar Augustus or Augustus Caeser? The Bible says it's Caesar Augustus but other searches I've been through suggest otherwise and visa versa in other searches which pretty much balances out the answer to a stalemate. Personally, I think it's Caesar Augustus. I go by the bibles reference to his name. Please do not write a novel here as I'm not very patient with long papers.

911 & 9:11. Coincidence?

Really now, I mean really, Is Malcom in the middle?