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Where can I get a poster with Frank Zane when he had beard and posing on the beach slightly from the side.I need good quality and decent size.

Which type of house would you prefer?I found a cheap house to buy but it is the midle house in a duplex.I like the house and the price but I would like to know if there is any drawback of having a midle house.One I know is the bins which you have to keep in the front.

Any others?Thank you.

How can I become a qualified mechanic in Ireland?

And what exactly does a qualified mechanic means?It is a degree or just experience?

Can someone please help me to identify this insect(link bellow)?It is a mosquito or moth or a hybrid between the two :) ?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29230436@N08/27219449...

Do scrap yard owners make money?

Do scrap yard owners make money.If any of you own a scrap yard or know someone that has one could you please tell if you/they make any money?

I want to open a scrap yard in Ireland so I don't know if its worth.

Do scrap yard owners make money.If any of you own a scrap yard or know someone that has one could you please tell if you/they make any money?

I want to open a scrap yard in Ireland so I don't know if its worth.

At the moment my marriage life its a bit cold and my wife told me today that she is going to a concert in Dublin next weekend with two friends(girls which have no boifriends or husbands). The concert is on friday and she is coming back on saturday, so she is going to stay over night in Dublin.

Since she told me this morning I felt sick.

Im ok that she goes with her friends for a night out in a pub (home in Cork) but now she jumped to the next level. And about a year ago she told me that she might go with the same two girls for holliday in Australia. ???she never went. Also we have a 6 year old child.

Why some of the emails I receive are delayed by few hours and sometimes by few days?

Some of the emails are very important and I have to reply within few hours but I receive them in the evening or the next day or two.

Hi, I am a looking to buy a main coon but I don't have the money to spend for a kitten.

If some one who breed this type of cat could make an offer for a reasonable price please let me know.

I am a very big cat lover and I will really appreciate the help.

If possible, Brown Classic tabby & White Main Coon.

Thank you for the help.

Have you ever felt like you really need a hug?

An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from someone whose d**k is on his face!"

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Star as much as you want

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More from Maxines:

-Wipe your mouth,there's still tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

-Why dont you sleep into something more confortable...like a coma.

-Never go to bad angry...stay up and plot your revenge!

-Dont belive everithing you think.

-Well,aren't you the most adorable black hole of need?

-Shhh...thats the sound f nobody caring what you think.

-Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

-I dont kknow what your problem is...but I bet its hard to pronounce.

-Dont make me use UPPERCASE!

-If you have something to say raise your hand..and place it over your mouth.

-You are not yourself tpday...I noticed the improvement immediatly!

-Dont let your mind wander...its to small to be on its own.

-I hear you changed you mind at last...what did you do with the diaper?

-If there is a TOURIST SEASON how come we can't SHOOT them?

-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.

> As he got to the register he realized he had

> forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

> She asked, 'What size condoms?

> The customer replied that he didn't know.

> She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She

> reached over the counter,grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms,Till 5.

> The next man in line thought this was interesting,

> and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill.

> When he got up to the register, he told the checker

> that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick

> feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of

> medium-sized condoms, Till 5.

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English ba**ard again."

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

· 1 Grapefruit

· 1 slice whole-wheat toast

. 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

· 1 cup herbal tea

· 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

· The rest of the Penguins from the packet

· 1 tub of Haagen Dazs Strawberry ice cream (with chocolate topping - optional )

DINNER

. 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

· 2 loaves garlic bread

· 1 family size Supreme pizza

· 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

· 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

· 1 Grapefruit

· 1 slice whole-wheat toast

. 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

· 1 cup herbal tea

· 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

· The rest of the Penguins from the packet

· 1 tub of Haagen Dazs Strawberry ice cream (with chocolate topping - optional )

DINNER

. 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

· 2 loaves garlic bread

· 1 family size Supreme pizza

· 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

· 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

There was a man who worked for An Post whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had €100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited my only living friend over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

A young man called Ronan from Foxrock wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Greystones.

Ronan consulted with his sister and decided, after careful

consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister shopping and they selected a dainty

pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.

The shop had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ronan unknowingly got the knickers.

Good old Ronan sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the

mailboxes, wearing just a negligee, The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked, her negligee slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor lad broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,...... I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Sheila Usk