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It looks like Nicolette Sheridan but my husband says no.

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for

the feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,

Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into

The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the

Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon

Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,

"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this

Horrifying news,my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE

1. Ginger or MaryAnn

2. Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes

3. Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston

4. Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson

5. Bono or Brad Pitt

6. Antonio Banderas or Ricky Martin

7. Keifer Sutherland or Donald Sutherland

When I was a kid there was an old cartoon I watched that had a dog named smuggly or snidely or something. He had a weird snickering laugh. Anyone know what I'm talking about and what was that dog's name? I can't remember the name!

She used to be right on track for potty training but had one hard bowel movement that hurt and now holds it in until it's as big as my fist! It's becoming a test of wills and not much is working. I give her milk of magnesia 2 times a day and fibersure in all her food. She still holds it in and screams bloody murder. Will it just take time? She drinks prune juice , should I up her dose of milk of mag? 2 teaspoons right now.

snores so bad at night I can't sleep. Help!