Michael

Country Funeral

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a

grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The

funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this

man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being

a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour

late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was eating lunch, but the

hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of

the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured

the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper

thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I

poured out my heart and soul.

As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and

"Glory," I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before:

from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the

workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before

and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.

The boss said I left the computer on before I left the office one day and now he has my password and checks my e mail! But I don't believe this I think he has installed some type of spy ware mail, on the office computers, can he then steal the key strokes or how would he do this? Is it legal? Thanks for yur help, oh is there some way around this that I can stop him?

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Details of Violation: Yes, they could be telling you the truth, sometimes, I get really busy and it gets late or I just forget, but then I always call the person the next day and give them an apology! So if I were you I would give them the benifit of the doubt, but if it happens again, then forget it, the next time they call tell them to lose your number!

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What kind of violation is this, some one is 2 bricks short of a load!!!

Last night I received e mail from my family and friends in America asking me if I was safe, here I am working in Thailand and didn't even know they had rolled tanks into Bangkok, stopped the TV, stopped the Newspapers and declared Martial Law!

I am in line to board my plane, I have a beard, a baseball cap and carrying a backpack, do they search me, do they make me take off my shoes, NO, instead they pick the 83 years old grey haired lady, make her take off her shoes, search her bag, the chances of her being a middle east terrorist are ZERO? Why?