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I don't remember which brand of nachos and cheese they carry and can't find the answer anywhere! I'm on a special diet so I need to know.

I woke up this morning with puffy lips. It was mostly my upper lip and look like I had a collagen injection. My lips eventually returned to normal but now my hands are becoming increasingly stiff and swollen, particularly my left hand and it is centered around where the fingers and palm meet. I've not eaten or been exposed to anything different. No itching at all. Weird. I've never had allergies so I'm not quite sure what to think.

A man is riding his motorcycle along the California coast when he suddenly halted by God. God asked him:

"If I could grant you any wish, what would it be?"

The man immediately answered that he would wish for a bridged highway that extended all the way to Hawaii so he could ride over there whenever he wanted.

"Isn't that a little selfish? I mean, can't you think of anything else? You know, something that might benefit mankind and make the world a better and wiser place...."

The man thought for a few seconds and responded:

"Sure! Explain women to me. Why, when you ask them what's wrong, they say nothing and then get mad because they think you don't care? And what is so complicated about looking to check the toilet seat and put it back down? And why do they think that we are supposed to remember every single little date and detail of their entire lives. Why do they cry so much?"

God paused for a few minutes and asked, "So.... do you want two lanes or four?"

I bought him about a week ago and he is fine otherwise. I've bred rabbits and some of my kits had floppy ears until they were old enough to gain better control and coordination, but this rabbit is over 2 months old. I don't think it's a lop-eared variety. I never asked what breed he was and just wanted to grab him before someone inexperienced ruined him. And before I get all the "you should have bought a better rabbit" replies, I have him completely isolated from all other rabbits.

They definitely appear in feces, but I'm not sure about vomit.

This is going to drive me crazy. I had Cingular add the MEdia Net pay-per-use service to my phone, configured it, and tried everything possible, but I don't have access to MEdia Net. It says Packet Data Connection Unavailable or Connection Not Available. What's going on?

I have gone to the Nokia website and ordered the approriate settings for my phone's configuration, but I never receive the text message that has the settings on it. I'm starting to become irritated.

I had up to 100 seed ticks on my right leg. I know that they all probably congregated on one blade of grass and then hooked onto my sock all together. I now have one leg completely covered in bites from my toes to right above my knee. I poured alcohol down my leg to start killing the ticks. The ones that didn't fall off, I shaved off with a razor. Some were still left so I brought out tweezers and dropped them into a small cup of alcohol. Now I've been extremely itchy all week. I soaked my foot in a solution of warm water, epsom salt, tea tree oil, and balsam apple ointment. It helped, but it's not a very efficient way of relief. I work for hours on end and I'm constantly on my feet, so is there anything you guys recommend to help relieve the itchy that occurs?

I need detailed instructions on installation. I have the faceplates, the Torx6, and (of course) the phone. But I'm like a chimp with a calculator and I don't want to mess my phone up. Anybody have anything helpful? Thanks.