Jason

I'm getting a tattoo soon but I'm a bit confused. I want a custom done but I'm not sure how it works - do I have to draw the tat myself? Does the artist design it for me? Can I take a photo down with me and have a tattoo drawn from that?

I can't design graphics for toffees so I'm wondering how this works? Thanks!

I'm getting a laptop, but I'm not very good with computer jargon. This laptop must be able to access the internet but the spec don't mean much to me. How do I tell whether or not the laptop comes with internet? What am I looking for?

I believe I have OCD. In fact, I'm 99% sure I have it, but I don't know how I can get diagnosed. Do I just go see a regular doctor? Should I consult a specialist? Help, what do I do?

I keep fancy goldfish, and I've noticed some distasteful behaviour from my Ryukin. He bullies my Ranchu. He swims in to her, pushes her in to the plants, and generally bulldozes her round the tank. It only happens after I've fed them, so I believe he feels the need to 'compete' for food. However, he really is quite violent about it, and I'm worried about injury to my other fish. Is there anything I can do to discourage this behaviour?

This is a serious question so serious answers please...

I would really like to keep a lizard, skink, gecko, something like that. However I hate dealing with crickets and things as they get absolutely everywhere. Are there any lizards which either don't eat meat, or which can eat dried / dead food? And are also readily available in the pet trade? I already have snakes and they eat pre-killed food, so I wondered if lizards can do the same. I really like bearded dragons and occellated skinks, can they eat dead food? Also, if lizards won't take to dead food because there's no movement, can they be tricked to think its alive? ie. if you flicked the dead cricket to make it jump etc? Sounds silly lol but I'm curious.

Thanks!

Sometime soonish I will be getting a dog - quite possibly a big 'un like a German Shepherd. I want a male. However, I don't like neutering animals. So my question is, can I keep an unneutered large dog in safety? Will he be very aggressive or hard for me to control when we come across other dogs, etc? SERIOUS input would be great, thanks.

Mine will probably go up around the 9th December :-)

So when two men marry, whose surname do they take? Or do they keep their original surnames? Not being funny here, I'm actually genuinely curious.