Liberated from the Midlands

Her poems range from hilarious to merely bowel wrenching, they are devoid of all one would seek in poetry, by a long chalk Eminem is better, and yet she is lionised. Is ti the old LGBT and feminist Mafia at work? I would not want my kids studying her in preference to, say, Eliot, or Lennon and McCartney.

I have a real problem. In 2oo8, I was banned for four speeding tickets in three years, I now live outside the UK, but need to come back every so often to manage my affairs. I need a car, but most hire companies have insurance problems for people like me. I offer to arrange my own insurance, but they won't allow it. Any suggestions?

Or the sort of Islamic militants that have been fighting our boys in Iraq?

I have been diagnosed with a DVT in my right calf. The doctors have given me anticoagulant injections and put me on a long term course of Warfarin, but they are vague about how long this treatment will last. Moreover, I am something of a sportsman, and the vague doctor said, No, no Sport. How much should I change my lifestyle in the light of this development and how long will it take to make a full recovery. I am nearly sixty, on antihypertensives, and non-smoker, non-drinker, and relatively fit.

Any suggestions? I know most of what I need to know about causes, etc. and dangers, so don't worry about this.

Cheers.

Now, those nice young men and women in silicon valley have updated my Microsoft office software so that I cannot access any of my files. I won't be going back home till December. Any suggestions? At the moment I am opening Open Office files and inserting the original file but it is a lengthy process.

American women came in second on the ugly table. What do you think? Is this accurate, inaccurate, rude or merely the inevitable result of forty years of feminist propaganda?

I'm a Marxist, and if Obama is a Marxist, then Rush Limbaugh is an Icelandic pop singer.

Those of us who have this irritating condition, and we include Bill Clinton, Lady Di, Maria Carey and Alex Ferguson, know what a drag it is. I have recently heard of it being successfully treated with the above medication, a non-absorbed antibiotic used for Travellers' Diarrhoea and E-coli. Does anyone have any details on this. The drug is available where I live but requires a dermatologist's prescription. I have used Oxytet, adn various topical treatments with limited success.

I am British, she is Turkish, we do not want a residence visa, just to visit. Does she need a regular tourist visa or is there anything else which is appropriate?

I am living in Istanbul but miss cricket. Is there a satellie station or website I can access?

a) What visa does she need to visit UK?

b) What visa does she need to visit Europe?

c) What visa does she need to settle in the UK?

d) Does it make any difference where our children are born?

I got divorced about twenty years ago and I don't know where the papers are.

At least, while he was in the Garden of Eden?

At least, while he was in the Garden of Eden?

I treat it with a topical ointment, Rozex, and tetracycline, but neither of these seem effective.

Apparently, Princess Dianna had it and so do Bill Clinton and Alex Ferguson. Anyone know their ohone numbers? (Lol)

It was a small case worn on a headband over the headdress.