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I have carpal tunnel and am having problems fingering my girlfriend. What should I do because I really want BJ's in return!

I gave my boyfriend a wet willie because i'd never given anyone one before and i really wanted to. he now gave me a wet wellie too claiming that it was okay because he did it for revenge. I am claiming that is completely fascist because he did it for revenge and i did it because of desire. Now I want to give him another wet willie...so i would like verification that I am right: Revenge for revenge is the only right kind of revenge, right?

Isn't it true that you can only get revenge for revenge? Otherwise it is just devil fascist evil?

If anyone can please help me, other than payless and walmart, does anyone know where i can find black low-top converses? I can't really affor to put $40 for a pair of shoes...

Thanks!

I recently turned non-gluten vegan and have been eating mainly onions and rice. My boyfriend just told me that my new diet is making my breath smell awful. Should I be embarrassed?

I left my keys inside my '85 accord...does anyone know how i could get it out? Is there a certain tool (anyone know where to buy it?) thanks!

I desperately am looking for pages 38 and 39 from the pride and prejudice sheet music (basically the complete sheet music for Mrs. Darcy)...does anyone know where I could find it?

I want to move to France (i have french citizenship)...but i don't speak french and would be applying from the U.S. ...does anyone know of a site where I could find a job in France? Entry-level fashion/design would be ideal...but ANY suggestions would be really appreciated!

at about second 34 in this video the guy in the middle does a crazy spin in midair...what does everyone think? a real existing and possible move or computer graphics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DezzS835BIE

Are people who play magic the gathering considered nerds? Do any of them have girlfriends or is that uncommon for magic players?

My boyfriend wants naughty pictures of me in a photoshoot. How many pictures should I send him? (knowing that he is on a trip and only sent me 1 letters so far)

I am hoping to open a fashion store and need great ways to market other than myspace and facebook (which I feel don't work that great). I'd love any creative/useful/affordable ideas!

Thanks!

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