Doctor Pain

which is heavier,

a pound of LEAD

or a pound of

FEATHERS?

give me your best joke or riddle.

best get's 10 pts.

funny gets a thumbs up

now that more troops are being deployed and the troops there are extended, will we have enough Military left to go after the 9/11 attackers? I'm still waiting for the Criminals to be brought to justice, as we were promised.

I have predicted that the I-man would retire. now it seems, he may be fired. I would like to hear from all, keep it civil tho.

please tell if you care or not and why.

so now al-sadr says that all iraqis must come together to attack and run out the coalition forces (specificaly americans), so does this constitute combat and can the US forces now consider ALL iraqi's combatants? this would make r.o.e. less restrictive.

America was attacked by a Canadian cold front and it has dumped snow across the states and record cold temps.

Canadian officials would not comment, but the national weather service assured the public, that another attack was unlikely. White House officials could not be reached.

film at eleven.

say what you have planned for easter.

or other activity.

two men, posing as Police officers are now in the Jacksonville Florida area. they are currently under investigation for internet fraud, theft by deception, interstate fraud and impersonating police.

they were last seen driving MY 2002 ford police interceptor.

they may be working in the bail bond or prisoner transport services.

they are: Bill Cassidy and JP Brown.

any info on these two should be reported to local police.

who walked around with the sign that said;

THE END IS NEAR ?

(he owes me 20 bucks )

best answer will go to the one who' s request can be filled.

Love these videos. proves every thing I say.

( I know, no bodys perfect. but people follow him like sheep.

you know at one time in America, Terrorist roamed the land at will and unmercillestly tortured and murdered Americans. they stole their lands and possesions and herded up those unwilling to change and penned them up in very inhuman conditions.

oh yea..............that was you guys.

talk about illegal aliens. us natives want our country back.

almost forgot the question, "when are you leaving?"

thank you

all my lies are catching up to me. I don't have the intelligence to do the job, but I figured they were stupider than me when they elected me. (that's why I talk down to them) plus I bought the election to begin with.

any one who disagrees with me is a no good un-american commie.

I rode a short bus to school

I can't pronounce, supercalifragilistixicsbyalladocious, but I know the jingle for mcdonalds ' big mac' .

when I retire in 2 years, I get to have my picture in the History Book.

in a hundred years, they'll put me on the 3 dollar Bill.

who am I?

ps...........(hint).....my daddy was a better president than me, and he sucked.

I'm trying to bring my country into the 20th century, but old bush won't let me have any fun. when we say "Death to America" we're just having fun. don't you think its funny?

please let us have nuclear material, we are using up all our oil. we promise not to use it against you, swear to 'God' .

please don't invade us. (look at what you did to Iraq )

we love american music......that donnie osmond !!! what a wild man.

you misunderstood us, we didn't say " Death to Israel, Death to Jews" we said, " Death to Ismail, He's a tool"

thank you very much and if you let me come to America, I will use my own Plane.

Machmoud Amedinijade Supreme Ruler of the Islamic Revolution. ( just a fancy title, you know, like 'captain of the soccer team' nothing sinister or anything)

or if you are, then tell me why? bored, nothing better to do.

All world Leaders must sign by April 1st, 2007 if by this time the world is not on a course of peaceful resolution, then we, the undersigned, no longer wish to participate. we will not come out and play. you cannot borrow our toys. don't call us. oh yea, quit asking us for money. So say us, the only sane people on the planet. ps....10 points will go to coolest name in the first 50 last answerer, please turn out the lights.

please be specific.