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  • Are they still having justice for trayvon rallies?

    If it was such an injustice, LOL, then what happened? Why stop the protests? I think trayvon's supporters are lazy slackers, gnomesane. Guess they done forgot. Flush the toilet for trayvon, y'all, that's the proper way to show it respect.

    3 AnswersCivic Participation8 years ago
  • Should the congressional black caucus be called the KFC caucus?

    They Keep Fighting Congress and they Keep Fighting Conservatives and they Keep Fighting Common Sense. They're liberal Democrat buffoons.

    1 AnswerGovernment8 years ago
  • Is LinkedIn worth the effort?

    All I know about them is what I read on wikipedia. It looks like it would be a big privacy tradeoff. All I'd want to use the service for is to spread my message, not make money.

    Have you had a productive experience on LinkedIn? What about any negative experience, loss of personal info, or been harassed or stalked?

    3 AnswersSearch Engine Optimization8 years ago
  • Will trayvon be part of zombie apocalypse?

    A lot of us want a shot at trayvon, but he be dead. Gnomesane? If trayvon comes back as a zombie, what would be the best way to administer some more justice on him? Would hitting a trayvon zombie in the head with a shovel work? What about an old fashioned beat down?

    4 AnswersOther - Politics & Government8 years ago
  • Will trayvon be in the zombie apocalypse?

    I know there's probably lots of people who would love to take another shot at trayvon martin. When the zombies come will trayvon be one of them? And if so what would be the best way to administer some more justice on him - shovel to the head, beatdown, what else?

    1 AnswerMythology & Folklore8 years ago
  • Will rachel jeantel visit the White House?

    barack hussein obama whined about trayvon martin and said if he had a son it would look and act like trayvon. Well, it's too late for obama to be with trayvon. But rachel jeantel is still out there. Could rachel become an obama family friend, maybe babysit for mallia and sasha, maybe talk about social justice with mi'chelle? They speak rachel's nonstandard English they ought to really hit it off.

    Also, does anyone know the seat width on Air Force One? I'm wondering if rachel gets to ride on it will her extra large posterior fit.

    4 AnswersPolitics8 years ago
  • This Question Is for Crackers Only: What Are You Like?

    What kind of cracker are you like? I think I am most like a Hint of Salt variety Triscuit. They hold more dip or Cheez Whiz or salsa than other crackers.

    I really wanted to say I am like a Hint of Salt Wheat Thin. They're good, too.

    So, fellow crackers, what are you.

    Oh, by the way, did you know that the racist use of the word "cracker" comes from the slavery times - it's shortened from the word whipcracker.

    1 AnswerOther - Society & Culture8 years ago
  • Did anyone else have a party Saturday night for the acquittal?

    We had a spontaneous party for Mr. Zimmerman's acquittal. Just goes to show you you should always have some snacks or treats because you never know when joyous things will happen. All I had in the house were chips and salsa, soda, and a can of pop n fresh cinnamon rolls I had to put in the oven. I did manage to throw a few burgers on the grill for the hungrier folks.

    Saturday night was good for Whites. Sunday was, too. And so is today.

    How about you? Did you celebrate?

    4 AnswersCurrent Events8 years ago
  • Does mammy's li'l baby still love shortenin' bread?

    I love those old, old songs about coloreds. Just don't hear them often enough. Is the old song "mammy's li'l baby loves shortenin' bread" still a fan favorite?

    2 AnswersOther - Music8 years ago
  • Is it true beyonce is now banned from White House?

    I heard that at the inauguration gala yesterday beyonce knowles was banned from further visits to the obama White House. The reason is that she stopped up a toilet. I know that beyonce is a real pantsload, but did this White House incident really happen?

    4 AnswersOther - Politics & Government8 years ago
  • Does ghetto gospel choir make you want to buy a Chrysler?

    You can't miss Chrysler's Detroit themed commercials. They feature the wailing of overweight colored females and pretend its music. When you see these outrageous commercials does that make you want to buy one of their cars?

    2 AnswersChrysler8 years ago
  • Did Chris Matthews' leg ever stop tingling?

    His erotic fixation on the first fairy could end up straining his heart. And that would just be a freakin tragedy.

    2 AnswersMedia & Journalism8 years ago
  • What's your favorite song right now?

    Mine is "Lights" I don't know why. I don't like anything that's come out in the last few years. None of it. Except this song "Lights" Anyone know anything similar or with a similar beat I should listen to?

    10 AnswersLyrics8 years ago
  • barack obama - how best to insult?

    The most accurate insult I know for him is "jailhouse punk," but a friend e-mailed me that "bareback twink" fits obama even better. Does it? Can you do better? Please share.

    6 AnswersGovernment8 years ago
  • What's next for Philadelphia schools?

    They're putting in "free" condom vending machines in elementary, middle, and high schools to deal with rampant minority teen pregnancy. I'm not complaining about the free condoms for minorities; I support that. I'm just wondering what more can they do. I'd support letting Philadelphia public school clinics offer "free" abortions . Raise my taxes if they need the money to do that. What else can they do?

  • Is it too late to prosecute trayvon martin for his crimes?

    trayvon martin already received justice for his violent felony assault upon Mr. George Zimmerman. However, it is a known fact that trayvon martin was also a serial burglar and serial prowler. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement should take trayvon's DNA and run it against cold cases. When trayvon's DNA is linked to rape or child molestation cold cases will the law be able to file charges against him or at least hold his parents civilly liable for his crimes he committed before he became an adult?

    7 AnswersLaw Enforcement & Police8 years ago