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How do I talk to children about the lies of the theory of gravity?
Okay, so we all know that gravity is just a theory, but it's not just that. Everyone knows it is a massive conspiracy for communist, Satanic liberal atheists to indoctrinate our children with Satan's lies, but how do we talk to our children about it? They refuse to teach the truth of Intelligent Falling in our schools, so should we just say to them, "Gravity is a lie, Goddidit and he's pushing us down from Heaven."? What do you think?
(Yes, I know I'm being obvious. That's the intention.)
11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago