city girl

A mother is cleaning her pre-teen son's room when she comes across a dirty magazine. Now this was no ordinary dirty magazine. It was S&M...really kinky stuff. Completely horrified, the mother shows the magazine to the father. She says, "I found this in our son's room! What are we going to do?" He says, "Well I know what we're NOT going to do." "What's that?" she says. The father replies, "We sure won't spank him!"

What is this famous saying?

zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain

It's an easy one.

It's more powerful than God.

It's more evil than the Devil.

The poor have it.

The rich need it.

If you eat it you will die.

What am I?

First correct answer wins 10 pts.

Good luck :D

Ok...Today my boyfriend and I were driving down the street (he was driving). It was raining out so obviosly the roads were slick. We stop at a red light and BOOM we get rear-ended!! I look back and it's an old couple (handy capped sign hanging in the rear-view window and all). So we go to pull over and they speed away!! I got the license plate number, but there's one problem. Neither one of us has a license. Is there anything we can do?? There is damage to our bumper. Are we completely screwed?? I know we're idiots for driving without a license, but I can't believe they just drove away!! What should we do??

Ok so why do they still call it MTV when they play Music Videos like one hour out of the day and the other twenty-three hours are devoted to reality tv shows, dating shows, etc. What happened to MTV???