tinker_bell

Okay. . . So today my fiance and I got in a huge fight and I said maybe I would be better off without him! I didnt actually mean it but now I feel like the damage is done! What should I do? I even started crying! Idk what to do! He had to go to work and I had to go to school so now its going to eat at me all day! I need help with this one! It is our first major fight! He said he will call me at 5 but idk if he will. . . I dont trust him right now! :(

My fiance and I met online and we are so in love! He moved up to be with me and I couldn't be anymore happy! But. . . Here is the thing. . . None of my family or friends approve of him just because we met online and he is older then me! Do you guys think that this is so wrong or our my family and friends just close minded. We didnt meet on E-Harmony or anything like that, we met in an aol chat room and it was love at first i-m! haha!

My fiance and I are 6 yrs apart! Is that a bad thing. . . I dont think so but a lot of people that I know dissapprove of it and that really hurts me! Its like my happiness doesnt matter and only age does! I HATE IT!!!

What should I be doing to plan if anything at all. I don't want it to seem like I am trying to rush things but I am definetly a control freak! I need some help!!!

If my fiance ditches me to go to the gym and wont answer my calls, and I get upset. . . Is that a bad thing on either part?

My fiance and I were supposed to hang out today but he ditched me to go to the gym!!! Do you think that is a sign that it wont work out and what should I do?

did anybody miss me?!?!

i posted an answer and all it said was thats stupid. do you think that is really that offensive? let me know what you think. i think people report the stupidest things on here.

Big As A Watermelon

I am a "thing" that is as big as a watermelon.

My relatives are sometimes bigger than me!

We are all full, but very light.

What am I?

i will post the answer later so keep watching.

there is a little boy in a kindergarden class who has to go pee.

his teacher says he can as long as he says his abc's.

so he does. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.

the teachers noticing he forgot the p asks him, "where is the p?''

the boy replies,"running down my leg."

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a blonde, brunette, and a red head are getting ready to be executed by being shot.

it is the brunettes turn to be excuted first but before she can be she yells "flood" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the red heads turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "tornado" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the blondes turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "fire."

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you are so ugly... well just look at you mom.

your mom is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

three blondes and a brunette are in a boat and the boat tips over.

they go flying down the river until they get to a tree branch that they can hold on to.

the tree branch can only hold three people ,however, so one person has to let go.

the brunette decides she will be the one to let go but before she lets go she gives a speech.

she talks about her family and friends and says how much she loves them and how much she will miss them.

when she is done the blondes clap.

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there is a blonde and a brunette in a boat and it tips over.

the blonde swims to one side and the brunette to the other side.

the brunette and the blonde goes looking for food on their side.

the brunnette find food and yells to the blonde, "come over here. theres food on the other side"

the blonde yells back to her and says, "duh i am on the other side"

what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

everyone can roast beef.

i know i have but when i catch myself doing it i stop. i dont say stuff out loud about people. i keep it to myself for the most part because i know what it is like to be discreminated againist.

i have many obese friends and my mom, dad and many of my relatives are too. i am a little overweight myself and i just dont get why people treat us differently. we are still people with feelings too. sometimes i cry myself to sleep at night because people including my dad make fun of me. i am also in a wheelchair and sometimes i can walk with crutches and people treat me differently because of that too. i was just wondering WHY??????

Bob was having a big party. He decided on a technique to get lots of people to come. He invited his five closest friends and said that they could each invite 4 people.

Each of those could invite 3.

Each of those could invite 2.

Each of those could invite 1.

Overall, how many people did Bob invite to his party?

Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.

2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.

3) Paint the box orange.

4) Paint on purple spots.

5) Paint on turquoise stripes.

7) Turn it upside down.

8) Lie on your side.

What is missing from this sequence?