That One Guy

I smoke marijuana and I'll do just about any drug that I can get my hands on. It's not that I'm addicted to the actual drugs. It's that I'm so ******* depressed all the time that I will find ANY excuse to escape reality.

24/7 - 365, I'm like a living, breathing paint shaker. Alright, so maybe it's not that bad, but it IS bad enough that I've never been able to weld very well. When I was younger, I used to be able to draw and paint. That's out the window now too. In the past year, I've picked up billiards as a hobby. I'm really good, but I still only have a 50/50 chance of making a shot, depending on if a significant shake occurs right as I'm shooting. I don't do drugs, and I drink alcoholic beverages once or twice a week. I don't drink energy drinks. I might have a single cup of coffee in the morning and a soda for lunch. However, years ago, I was drinking LOTS of soda every day, but it's worsening as I get older. I'm 24, 5'8", 130 lbs. I have multiple sclerosis, depression and anxiety. I've spoken to my doctor in the past and she didn't think it to be much of a big deal. This is a very embarrassing situation. People constantly ask me, "what are you so nervous about / afraid of?" I already have to walk with a cane at times and I have trouble holding and emptying my bladder due to MS. I just want to be normal. If a cop pulls me over or a physical altercation breaks out, the shaking worsens exponentially. Sometimes my legs are so shaky that I can barely stand. What the heck is wrong with me?

I d like to play my acoustic guitar at night, but my folks are on the other side of one wall, and my sister on the other. Thin walls, too. Is there any sort of attachment or device you could add to an acoustic guitar to make it SUPER SUPER quiet? Even playing an electric guitar while unplugged is still too loud. Thanks for any replies.

So I was kayaking on a lake and had my company iphone in the dry storage bin. That thing's battery lasts forever so I know it's still on, I just don't have any of the login credentials to use the apps that are suggested to find it. Is there any app or website which locates a phone strictly by the phone number?

We haven't done any thing. In fact, she's only just started talking to me. Yes, she sought me out, not the other way around. A few things to consider; we live in Louisiana, and in this state, you're considered an adult at 17. Trust me on that one, I went to big boy jail when I was 17. So, any one who knows what they're talking about, please advise.

If you're going to spew some moral bull ****, save your breath, stop what you're doing, and fix your own life first please. How do I know it's broken? Because you were about to try to tell some one about morals over the internet.

The song, to me, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Rock the seether in its crib? Try to shove it in my mouth? Not black nor white? What the HELL is this band TALKING ABOUT?!?!

One side of my scrotum is significantly darker than the other. It's right down the middle, perfectly half and half. Help me I think? It's almost brown. I am a white male, 23, in good health and sexually active.

I've got an HP Paviolion dv6000 laptop that's meant for performance and gaming, so I would imagine it would be possible to replace the graphics card and MAYBE even processor. I doubt it, but a man can dream, can't he?

So I have a pack of (confirmed) good Memorex DVD's. I know Memorex has a whole slew of problems, but that's not what this question is for. This batch of DVD's is, like I said, confirmed to be good. I put one in my external DVD burner, the auto-play option comes up (as is the case with Windows, le sigh), and everything seems good. Then I go to ConvertX, and it says there's no DVD in the drive. WTF?

I'm considering converting to Islam but I do not want to leave my girlfriend of four years. She has been there for me through thick and thin, through my multiple sclerosis challenges, and through my emotional challenges. She is literally a reason I'm here today. I want to convert, but not if it means turning my back on some one who has always been there for me. Ideas?

So I live in New Orleans and, as many people may or may not know, the incense movement more or less began here. Products were showing up on shelves before any one even knew what to do with them. Now, they are all illegal. It goes without saying that some places still sell these products, but don't admit to it. My question is, how do I present myself, or how do I go about inquiring about the "back room" products that are supposed to be hush-hush? If you walk into a headshop and ask for incense, they kick you out. You have to know the right words or the right person to talk to, and I simply don't have those kinds of social skills. I'd like to walk into a headshop and say something along the lines of "Do you guys have herbal products for sale that aren't out in the open?"

I'd like to start a small underground radio station, something as simple as a regular pod cast or something similar to that. The thing is, I have a laptop that I record through using a snowball microphone. Sound quality varies with this device depending on how loud the person is speaking or how far away they are from the mic. I'd like to know if there's any way I could some how rig up three or four microphones to record at once. Something to allow for multiple people to have a discussion while the audio levels remain constant and level.

So I was arrested for a narcotics charge and my car was impounded. I recently got my car back but all of my belongings are missing. The towing company claims to have never even gone inside the car, the company which reposessed it claims that there wasn't anything in the car, and the lien holder denies any knowledge of any belongings in the car. I'm currently gathering a list of all those who had physical contact with my car, from the towing company to the reposession company. What do I need to do? Filing a police report seems pointless. I think a better course of action would be to have my lawyer issue subpeonas to each company requesting records regarding who touched my car, when they were in it, and for how long. Any and all advice is greatly appreciated.

So I have an HP Pavilion laptop from 2008. I'm looking at purchasing a $70 external blu-ray burner and just wanted to make sure that my laptop would work with this device. I know that I will need additional software, and I can't imagine that it WOULDN'T work considering all I need to do is add the peripheral, obtain the software, and I should be good to go. However, I'm sure there could be something that I'm missing and just wanted to run it by the community before I make a worthless investment. Thanks for your time!

So I have multiple sclerosis and when I have difficulties, my doctor gives me steroids. I've only ever had injections, but yesterday was my first day of an oral steroid course. I was instructed to mix it in a smoothie because of the taste. I got a medium smoothie (32 oz) and it still tasted horrible! I'm wondering if it would be better to do it in a shot glass then chase it with something, or get an even BIGGER smoothie to dilute the taste more. Not sure if the latter will work, and not sure if the former will be a good idea.

I'm trying to forward ports for uTorrent, and I'm pretty clear on what to do. My only problem is that whenever I try to use the last three digits of my default gateway, I get an error on the Router Setup Page saying "You cannot use the Router IP, network or broadcast address"

What the heck's happening? I've done this numerous times in the past and I've never encountered this issue. Any and all help is greatly appreciated.

This wasn't a problem until a few days ago. Absolutely nothing on my end has changed. Every time I try to print a document to Adobe PDF, absolutely nothing happens, and that's it. I have to print everything to PDF Complete, which causes a lot of distortion in the text for whatever reason. This is a company computer so I am limited as far as what I can do.

I'm curious as to which network adapter is stronger, the Wireless-N Network Adapter that I have plugged in to my older Xbox, or the new adapter that comes standard with the new Xbox 360's?