David

I want to hear your guys stories on your first time getting high. I'm going to tell mine. Well this is more of a best high time. So I haven't smoked for awhile because I noticed my grades were slipping when I had a habit of it so I've stopped until the summer hits. So here's the story. Well it was about 6 months ago. I was over at my friends house. His mom was gone and it was just him and I. He had about a 5 sac that filled up 1 1/2 bowls. I brought 10 bucks over just in case he could get another hookup. We hadn't seen each other for a while so we talked for about an hour and then we lit up. He asked me if I was a lightweight or a heavyweight and I said it depends. Turns out I'm a SUPER lightweight. After the first bowl I could barely walk. We were just laughing at everything and playing gta 5 and I massacred the hell out of his fridge. We decided to order a pizza with my 10 bucks. We were staying up while finishing the rest of his green and we got the call. We went down to the front of his apartment and there was the pizza guy I started counting the money we gave to him and then I just collapsed while I was counting my money to give to him. My friend started cracking up and the pizza guy probably figured we were stoned by then. The pizza was the ****. We fell asleep to adventure time on his couch. The strain made me hallucinate. Not visually. We finished the resin the next morning and ate a **** load of cinnamon toast. For the next " day I was burnt! The end. Ok your turn!!!

Would you choose to be black during the early 1900s? No. Why would you choose to be gay in these days?

What would you do if Jesus came down and told you that he wasn't real?

I'm bring completely serious right now. Why or why not?

Isn't it odd at all that Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you? I'm sorry but how can people believe this? Help me understand without trying to convert me.

I went to the Mormon church for the first time in 8 months (yes, I live in Utah). My mom used to make me go but now she doesn't know that I told her I'm an atheist. I am 15 years old which means I have to pass the sacrament. I get called every week by a leader asking me if I want to come to church today and I always respectfully say no. I was really unhappy this morning when at 9:00 am I got picked up by the asshole leader after I politely said "no." Today they tried to ordain me to the president of the teachers (14-15 year old) quorum. I told them that I couldn't because I was going home. Before I went home I saw the young men's leader that picked me up tell one of the deacons to come tell me that I had to bring the bread for the next month obligating me against my will to come every Sunday for the next month. I refuse to. They've put me in a bad position. How can I get these manipulative Jesus freaks to realize that forcing this on me won't make me want to help their bullshit cult teachings poison the world even more? Or how do I get kicked out of their church. (nothing drastic like giving them wedgies with their magic underwear) Have any of you had this experience with Mormons?