Samtheman

‘Your parents had nothing to do with each other genetically. You represent the combination of their genes.’ Do you agree with this statement? 

I'm VERY sad and lonely and want to make friends. My parents keep making fun of me for it :( I know that I need to be more outgoing and try to talk to people but can't that come off as weird? I'd find it weird if some rando came up to me. Please help me

I know this is weird, but I'm really, really desperate. Nobody wants to text or hang out with me anymore. I'd say I'm a decent person, never committed a crime and don't talk smack about people behind their backs. I'm too nervous to make friends in real life. Please help.

You and a friend are standing at a lookout

overlooking a valley with a mountain in the

middle of it. Your friend says that the mountain

is actually an old volcano that has been eroded.

You disagree and say that you think that the land

around the mountain was formed under the sea

and earth movements pushed the land up to

form the mountain. How could you find out who

was correct?

I think that its a nice little Christian bop. Will definitely be sharing it with my church.

I'm being deadly serious.

So today, I stole paper from my art class. I'm worried that if my art teacher notices she will capture me and throw me in her basement. It has happened to other kids.

He asks all of these dumb questions like "what's the time?" and "which one of our cats is more mature?" and even "did you know that they put popcorn in ceilings in America?"

I want to know how to get him to stop asking me stupid questions.