Nick Y

My scrapbook business isn't working out right now and I need to look for more options. Thank you!

Nick Young,

President, CEO, Secretary, Marketeer, Janitor

GreenPond Scrapbook

I like to smell my farts and bowel movements. Is that normal? I once pooped in a jar because it smelled so good. I keep it under my bed because my grandma found it once and was going to throw it out. Every once and a while I take it out and open it to smell the amazing aroma!!

Thanks,

Nick Young

President, CEO, Sales, Secretary, Janitor

GreenPond Scrapbook

I want to start selling health insurance along with scrapbook supplies. Will that work? Has someone else done that? Should I move to Utah?

How do you get earwax out of carpets?

Thanks!

Nick Young,

President, CEO, Marketeer

GreenPond Scrapbook/Health Insurance

It's small and won't hurt her. But she bosses me around and I don't think she should. I'm a big man and I can be the boss of myself.

I had a sleep-over last week at my best friends house and I had to borrow his underwear because I all mine were dirty. Now my left bum-cheek really itches and it's starting to smell funny. What should I do?

My best friend in the world whitened his teeth last week. He used bleach, baking soda and ammonia. They looked really white at first, but he's been in the county ER twice.

What do y'all recommend for a home-aid teeth solution?

Thanks.

Has anyone been on the milk diet? I need some help.

I try to do what it says and substitute milk for all dairy products and protein products and all dark green vegetables. I have lost 14% body fat and now down to 2.8% total body fat. I have lost hearing my left ear and my eyes are yellowing. Does that have something to do with the diet? Has this happened to anyone else?

God bless with your help.

I was looking at my grandmas jewelry when a bracelet somehow got stuck on my wrist. I can't get it off know and I am starting to get worried. I tried soap, water, bleack, wax, lard, vasolene, honey, butter, everything. I can't go to the doctor or anything. I don't want anyone to know. Please help me out!

Thanks

I'm not sure what the process is, but I'd really like to get married. Any suggestions?

I saw a 20/20 or Dateline about cash stores like Check into Cash. I didn't get to see the whole thing, but I think they were trying to say that these stores are in cahoots with Al Queida or something. Now, at first this seemed silly to me, but the more I thought, the more I wondered: Could this be true? YES! Just think. If they can give me a car title loan for 10,000 and I get to keep my car, where are they getting their money??? Where?? Money doesn't grow on trees. But maybe, just maybe, money grows under rocks in Afghanistan! I think we've just found a map to Osama Bin Laden's location! Follow the money, my friends.

I wan't to be a professional. I'm tired of selling scrapbook supplies door-to-door. I want to learn how to save people that are lost in the mountains. I already have a walking stick and a bottle for tons of water. What else do I need? Do I need to take a class at the community college for that? BTW, how do you get earwax out of carpet? Much thanks!

Here's the deal. I just got a job working in a call center. Things are a little tight, and I'm just trying to make ends meet. But I really consider myself a lot better than these people. I told them this, and now they seem to have formed an alliance against me. It makes work a bit of a drag when no one talks to me. Any ideas?

When I was between 6 and 8 years old, I was adopted by an older woman. (I've always called her grandma.) Unfortunately, she doesn't remember when my birthday is and she burned my birth certificate about 30 years ago. Any ideas?

I just check out this movie at the library and I swear they based the movie entirely on my experiences. Where are my royalties? Can I sue Disney? What can I do to prove that this is my story? The screen writer was my childhood therapist. My gramdma doesn't believe me, but apparently my therapist did!

Is that even possible for a ferret to be smarter than a human child?

It's small and won't hurt her. But she bosses me around and I don't think she should. I'm a big man and I can be the boss of myself.

I'm just throwing this idea out there, but I think Pam and Jim like each other. What do you think? Wouldn't that be awesome if they got together?