bummer dude

April Fools

JERUSALEM—Coming together for the first time in generations, Palestinian and Israeli citizens were reportedly seen gathered at the West Bank today mocking President Obama’s hopelessly naive speech proposing the possibility of a two-state solution.

According to sources, members of both sides of the longstanding conflict united in fits of laughter and sarcastic applause at what they called an “extremely impractical” and “actually pretty hilarious” address.

“Give me a ******* break,” said Palestinian citizen Hassan Tannous, 42, who, along with Israeli man Dov Eshel, rolled his eyes after Obama claimed that an independent Palestinian state is a viable and sustainable option. “The guy really thinks we’re all going to work out this centuries-old war built on generations of religious and cultural resentment because he said some nice things about both sides—what an idiot.”

“Oh God, and he really looked like he actually believed everything he was saying,” added Tannous, who peacefully joined hands with Israelis and Palestinians and came together to mock Obama’s remarks. “It really was pitiful, and sort of charming in a really simple-minded way.”

Following the address, sources said Israelis and Palestinians spent over two hours standing among one another, reportedly slapping each others’ backs and repeating their favorite parts of the American president’s gullible calls for both sides to negotiate and make hard choices about peace.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/palestinians-isra...

What next?

or is taking him hostage in a movie racist if he was?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/...

While Obama sweats over 20 white kids last year, black kids are dying in droves.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/lif...

Tragically, that same process is now at work in America and many other parts of the world.

What say you

You know it would make the world a better place

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2301916/Po...

they are like short bus kids that try to say how smart they are.

and said he would have them eat the flesh of the living.

My kids have been around unlocked and loaded guns their whole lives, guess what, they never shot anyone never played with them. If your kid plays with a gun, I hope Darwin wins, hell it is not my kid so no loss for me.

I will give up all my guns and ammo today, paypal me 5 million dollars. If you really care about getting rid of guns you should have no problem with this, think of it, I own over 50 firearms and 20k rounds of ammo. Think of that in police custody and not locked up at my house. Don't you want to stop those evil guns from sneaking out and killing someone some night?

DON'T YOU CARE!!!!!

like rabidly endorsed it openly.

being buttheads now.

I would let good looking chicks in, but they have to let all us guys increase the human population with them.

Why did it take the Brits, French, Soviets and USA to beat them down. If it takes this many to beat them, even tho they lost, wouldn't that make them a Master race or at least superior?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/03/20/o...

I thought Obama was gonna change the world. So far not for the good I see.

After the last two episodes of walking dead, they seems to have mushy head zombies, easily bashed with ball bat. Wondering why they do not let the people get some pro class air rifles and tins of pellets, several hundred shots per tin and like at the prison they could just kick back and clear that yard.

When I was a LEO I knew the difference or is this just politics to paint assault rifles again?

Refering to story on tv about the loser in Florida.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA1303/S00306/natio...

This is why I hate leftists being in power.

your thoughts.