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How come somebody coulda see me in a 'compromisin' position in a BLUE ford ranger park up between some tall bush down in ah gyarden behin' God back an nobody en see who bugger an murder dem two youths in 'Bago over de weeken?

An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check up. the doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said "great, I've never felt better!

I have a 20year old wife who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?

the doctor thought about it for a minute and then began to tell a story.

i have an older friend, much like you. he loves to hunt. one day while getting ready to go hunting, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

he eventually came upon a large gouti and although he didnt have his gun he aimed at it with his cane as if he did and went bang bang!

miraculously two shots rang out and the gouti fell over dead.

now what do you think of that?

well, said the old man, logic would stongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple ah rounds into that gouti.

the doctor replied, my point exactly

this music section need some flava.

where can i go to download richie spice?

apparently it going from 8 to 4 like reular people. the chirren gettin to leave at 3 but teachers ha to stay till 4.

and ah hear they say they cuttin dong on the end of term holidays too.

it ah little rude eh...jus ah little....

One night Charlie walked in to his parents room without knocking and saw his mother on top his father having sex. the little boy was confused so he asked "mammy, what yuh doing naked an jumpin up an down on top ah daddy?" his mother replied, "Well son, your father belly getting big so I up here helpin him to carry it down. Go back in yuh bed."

The little boy looked at his mother more confused than before but he did as he was told. The next mornin as soon as his father leave for work Charlie went to his mother, "mammy, yuh know wha yuh doin to carry dong daddy belly wouldn't work." His mother asked, "why yuh sayin dat son?" Charlie replied "mammy, every time you gone out de neighba does come an blow it up back!"

i think he get off too easy, wha allyuh say?

they have to be able to ship to international destinations.

are there any online stores where i can find reasonably priced clothes? i live in the caribbean so the store has to ship stuff to international destinations.

Allyuh Trinbagonians, keep heart. ah kno we have de holiday today an hadda work tomorrow buh jus rememba dat we havin ah long weeken nex week becuz friday is indian arrival day.

Frigg an TS allyuh come an bring de iphone an dem fuh me an hotta an leh we enjoy de long weeken'

i fine ah real sleepin dese days. ah goin in mih bed early buh by time in hit ten o clock so, i cyar keep my eye open. i sure i does be snorin by mih desk. when i reach home bout half pas 3 so, ah does ha to lie dong fuh about ah hour to ketch meself.

ah think we gettin confused. i was sure temper was ah female. so in order to clear up de confusion, all dem people wit no avatar, tell we if yuh does pee standin up or sittin dong.

Allyuh en see who lookin for Frigg? allyuh remember wha did happen de las' time he was around?

I go take ah strong black man any day

TS boy, ah teef yuh question. Ah get up an feelin a little peckish but ah cant figure out what ah want.

Trinbago possee doh cuss mih pleeeeeez. ah didn't mean to stay way so long. ah feel like de prodigal dawta comin' back home to she family. Ah REAL miss allyuh!

an de woss part is dat is a religious holiday so I doh tink dey go be selling no alcohol. ON A SATURDAY!