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A man and his wife settled every argument by seeking the answer from the Bible. One morning neither wanted to get up to make the coffee. The woman asked the man to do it, the man said, "If you can show me in the Bible where the husband should make the coffee in the morning, I'll get up."

The next morning, the woman wakes the man up, gives him a Bible, point on the page and goes back to sleep.

The man takes the Bible, looks at it, and at the top of the page, in big bold letters he reads:

HEBREWS

I just opened a hair salon and am looking for a content management software that will allow me to set appointments and retain client information. Be great if it would also allow me to update Facebook and Twitter, but not really necessary at this point. Any suggestions?

It's an old r&b/soul song from the 70's:

There's a spell on my mind

And you're to blame

Nothing else in my life

would ever be the same

CHORUS

It must be love

For there is nothing that I won't do

For the love of you

From now on

Everything that I have is yours....

This is straight from the heart

No words

Could ever doubt

my love

Will last till the end of time

Someone please help!!!!

*** the Packers....Get rid of Ben Rothlesberger

Just curious because I noticed that there are thousands of tune up utility programs for windows to prevent freezes system crashes, etc, but none for Linux. Why is that?

I have a Dell Latitude D531 that is running Ubuntu 10.10 (linux). Until I can go get a wireless router, the only internet access I have at the moment is through a Motorola surfboard sb5101 cable modem.

Is there any way I can configure this modem to run on my laptop?

I know there is program faster than dban or active kill disk to wipe a hard drive. anybody know of one

I can't seem to access any of my gmail accounts, nor my Adsense and adwords accounts. Hell for that matter, I can't even sign in to Youtube or Blogger.

Is it just me?

I cannot get past the logic behind this problem:

Write a program that requests a sentence, a word in the sentence, another random word, then displays the sentence with the first word replaced by the random word. Example, user types in: "What you don't know won't hurt you." in the first text box, types "know" in the second, then "owe" in the third. The program should display "What you don't owe won't hurt you."

I got most of it figured out. I am having trouble with, and would appreciate any input on, how the INDEX OF and SUBSTRING methods would be utilized to implement this program.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I have a problem from a Visual Basic programming book and it is driving me up the wall!! I am supposed to design a program that will allow you to enter the name of a team, their total games won and total games loss. The program is then supposed to compute the win/loss percentage and display the result. I have everything but the math formula. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I have a problem from a Visual Basic programming book and it is driving me up the wall!! I am supposed to design a program that will allow you to enter the name of a team, their total games won and total games loss. The program is then supposed to compute the win/loss percentage and display the result. I have everything but the math formula. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I have a problem from a Visual Basic programming book and it is driving me up the wall!! I am supposed to design a program that will allow you to enter the name of a team, their total games won and total games loss. The program is then supposed to compute the win/loss percentage and display the result. I have everything but the math formula. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Saints baby....Maybe next year Peyton......WHO DAT NATION RULES!!!!

OMG you guys lost....your whining defeats the whole point of competition....OH WE'RE TOUGH AS LONG AS THE CONDITIONS ARE PERFECT....I don't recognize Alabama's win because they almost...or should have....or could have....

It's official folks....Texas lost to Alabama and the Crimsom Tide are the 2009 BCS National Champions.

Now suck it up Texas, and act like the tough guys you're pretending to be.

If a person claimed to be an atheist or unbeliever...then when disaster strikes or they get the living crap scared out of them, and they say..."Jesus Christ!"... will that person be saved if they die?

The new movie, The Box, gives a couple an option to push a red button in a box. If they do, they get a million bucks, but someone in the world would die.

Would you push the button? Why or Why not.

Nearly a year later, this worm is still a nasty threat.

At school they have recently increased class size and have returned some computers they archived.

These computers are so old I have been helping the instructors install XP Service Packs 2 & 3, plus about 200 updates.

Anyway, these computers have been infected with the virus. I used Mirosoft's Malicious Software Removal only to have the virus re-appear a few minutes later, before I can get the anti-virus installed.

How can I completely get rid of it and close the holes....at least long enough to get an anti-virus installed

Anyone know of a site that will allow me to play Texas Hold'Em offline?

People are quick to bash a Christian whenever homosexuality is mentioned...we are also accused of not using logic when we talk so this may not make sense to all you of high IQ's, but what the hell.

The world is full of gay people, has been throughout the history of the world. I grew up around gay people, I've had high school friends who are now gay adults, I have gay friends and I presently have a gay roommate, so I am in now way shape or form homophobic, nor do I discriminate or show bias because someone is gay.

However, I am a heterosexual, period. And like most gay people celebrate their pride, I too, have heterosexual pride. I will never be ashamed of that. As a Christian, I do believe that homosexuality is a sin. I am entitled to that belief and I will never change that because I want to be politically correct with my gay friends.

A Christian is all about the witness, or the lifestyle he lives, and I am taught to respect ALL of God's creation in my everyday life, and to love everyone as I would myself. So I can never shun anyone because of race, religion, sexual preference, so I treat all people the same.

Even to the point where I am persecuted for being a Christian or being straight. Although I find it highly offensive when gay people try to impose themselves or their lifestyle on me, I still don't treat them any different. I don't need to hear about your night out, thank you very much and I won't tell you about mine.

I don't believe I am anti-gay in the slightest, but people, in their ignorance of course, associate being Christian with anti-gay. What do you think? I know the usual disrespectful, smart-@$$ remarks will come, because this is yahoo! answers, but I will give heed to all the serious answers.

My vote goes to the Jew: They can really fight!!

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