Myself

so im a girl and all but i have this dick that protrudes out of my pelvic girdle and changes its materials , like when I’m in danger it turns to steels and becomes detachable so i can beat the guy who’s tring to kill me , and when my hair is a mess it becomes super elastic and turns into a HEADband , so like its multipurpose and I’m really thankful for that but then I start getting worried if one day its gonna turn on me and do reverse evolution and become an chauvinistic Neanderthal and strangle me while I sleep . The thing is its not like i can get it surgically removed cuz my allowance comes to 7 dollars a week (thats after tax deductions ) so i can’t afford it , but i don’t wanna die either. I am concidering going to the emperor of Nazzerdath and asking him for his advice perhaps he can help me . However that is a long journey and my dick gets menstrual cramps so i am doubtful if i can make it all that way . Do you have any words of advice how i can go about this odd preDICKament ?

what roles did indigenous native americans with disabilities play in their communities / tribes ???

I want to do something really cool for my friend's 19th birthday party . I was thinking anything from a cruise to something formal or informal . Any cool places in Chicago or wisconsin ? But not too expensive !

thanks!!

any ideas are appreciated :D

So I'm an art student myself and i truly appreciate the arts. When I learned about the "photographer" Nobuyoshi Araki i was utterly disgusted.. He takes pictures of naked women usually Japanese TIED UP... AND has relations with all of his subjects too! He even did this when he was married apparently ..guess his wife didn't mind. Oh and he calls his camera his d!ck... I think his work objectifies women and is very degrading. I think that true art ,whether it be in the form of painting or photography, should take reflection and encompass a deeper message behind it. In my opinion what he does is not art, it's just a horny guy getting paid for it. Thoughts??

So my best friend asked me to go the lgbt (and allies) ball with him and its a Halloween theme so people can dress in custom for fancy but i'd rather go with fancy but still with something costume-ish . Any ideas?? I'm a girl btw Thankssssss!

There are who have anger management or anxiety , depression ect and act out because of it. They say it's not them it's the chemical imbalances . So what's your option on this ? Should ppl be held responsible fr thier improper or harmfu actions if it's really just thier chemicals "controlling them" ? Or is there more to take into consideration. I feel like its a controversial subject do I just trying to gain a better understanding of it thanks

So i just found out that my "wonderful" boyfriend didn't tell his parents that we're dating.. and its been already a few years. This infuriates me like there's no tomorrow. It just tells me that for one he isn't taking this serious and two he's like to ashamed of me or something. When ppl ask him who i am , he says this is my good friend. He's like he feels really awkward saying girlfriend. Okay we're not like 13 ...we're both like 20. It's really not normal and im SO effing pissed...i'm ready to stab the can of lima-beans............. uch im so mad i think im gonna chug all the syrup. No but seriously this upsets me sooo much, i'm like shocked. This isn't normal...So I asked him when is he gonna tell them and he's like when the time is critical like before our engagement...Why can't he tell them now!? I'm not even close with my parents and i told them!! THis in NOTacceptablee and it makes me feel like sh1t. I'm sick of this and so fed up....

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so i was tryna make ma eyes BUH LUE and i had me dis greatas* idea dat maybe if i put in sum nice sky blue shoelace into mah eye it wud look forealz against ma beutiful cocoa complexion. now i be walkin round da street wit sum longas* blue piece of shoelace hangin out of ma eye. i b fritened to pull it out cuz im scared dat ma whole whiteas* eyeball will be shootin out like ma homies in da bronx.

I'm a sophomore in college and i want to be a graphic designer , however my college doesn't offer a degree in graphic design. So either i could Switch to college next year that does offer the degree or could just stay there and take classes in the field and get my degree in art .. or is that too general??

Okay my friend is going steady with a male from a country that's not America....

anyway he's turning the big 1- 7 and for some reason she wants to award him and give a him a tangible object...

He's on the husky side and emphasis on the thighs....

He only owns like 2 or 3 pairs of trousers....

he likes pink and white

he's a huge major-leauge golf fan

he's into snakes shedding thier skin

he also likes being a controlling bf and monitoring how often his gf uses the faculties...

ANY IDEAS??

Also my friend lives in a trailer park and doesn't have a huge allowance so something preferably under $ 2.54 if possible. Thank you!

so i purchased this chia pet at a store..and i put it by the window and i fed it and played with it and even named it...his name is laquanda. one day i went to the window and saw that laquana was missing..i bawled for about 4 days and n ights..and finally came to a conclusions..maybe i should put up some LOST notitfications around town..i did so and no one called me. i can never replaced laquanda..she was my soulmate and my life..and now shes probably with the crazy people that eat chiapets.they are called chiavors..and they are worse than evil muffins..i need laquanda back now so we can get married and have grass haired children all named jeff...but i need some help on how to comfort myself while i am risking my life to save my beloved..laquanda

i want to know if anyone can tell me how women can grow beard because my bf is an ostrage and he thinks it would be hott if i grew one.

i mean i think aqrmpit hair smells good but why leg hair? people look like raw cantelopes..like they sniff some melon and then they go throwup in a garden of gnomes..gnomes are out the get us they eat and sleep and they are ALLIIVVEEEE

This gonna be kinda long and confusing as well as strange sitch so bare with me...

Ok so I have a best friend and im in love with her (yeah yeah heard that one b/4). She's as straight as line and i'm bi.( She just turned 16 and i'm 19...) She knows I like her and she's chill about it. The thing is that I went away for school for a few months and when i came back some things between us changed. Well mainly one thing- last summer i remember watching movies together and holding hands like the whole time and sometimes we'd kinda cuddle ect. Now when i try to hold her hand she never lets me. I'm not mad at her for being straight -I'm just annoyed that she used to let me be closer to her but that changed. I told her how much this upsets me and she said that holding my hand means something different to me then to her and she doesn't wanna lead me on and mess with my head ..and that it's pointless. I can see where she's coming from, but I think this way is harder. I said i'm not an idiot , I know shes straight! I don't want to make her uncomfortable or force her to do something she doesn't wanna do. And its not like i'm telling her to hook up with me (all-though that would be nice). I merely want us to go back to the way we were. And I want her to see it from my end that its not "messing with my head". Any advice/ words of wisdom

its not hot .............

It seems like every time a women is really successful in what ever it might be- their guy leaves them. Why do men view women's success as a threat."

Why do you think that is? Its kinda sicking if you ask me

An Article in the New York Times said "women's increased education and presence in the work force as a troubling modern development that has ironically left them vulnerable and made them threatening to men."

and would they accept stuff from banana republic?

they don't make eating fun

they really don't ....

what child would wanna eat food of the face of a beast ...??!?

it was the last day of school today so this girl was kissing everything goodbye (the walls , the water fountain ect.) but when it came to her locker - they were like making out! it was sooo weird . So now im thinking something is going on between them two (i mean they knew each-other for 4 years). Do they like have a thang?!?!

I know this is a kinda outlandish question but please give me your opinion. thanks