Dustfinger

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As you can see, the button has vanished. I have no idea why. It's been like that for awhile, but the button was there at some point. Anyone have any idea how to fix this, or is there simply a pull-down menu I can use to access it?

I have to analyze the effectiveness/meaning/symbolism/blah blah of an advertisement for a class. It must have both verbal and visual elements.

I fail epically at searching TEH GOOGLEZ so throw any interesting/funny advertisement you know of at me!

AND PLEASE USE IMGUR

http://www.imgur.com/

OR

http://www.min.us/

For your helpful photo-uploading needs!

Every time a Yahoo Answers user uses Photobucket, a baby dies.

I want a roughly 2 foot by 1 and a half foot nice quality, glossy print of a picture on my computer. So that I can stick it in a frame for reasons that are irrelevant to this question.

Where could I get that done? Can I just go to, say, Kinko's, hand them a flash drive, and get a 2x1.5 sheet of shiny paper?

Sorry I have no idea which category to put this in. I figure that photographers would need to make large prints, so eh.

What the hell are those red boxes peppered around the map? They have the Red Faction symbol on them, don't do anything when I shoot them, but explode like a nuclear weapon in my face when I smash them with my hammer. Wtf?? I'm pretty sure they're even marked on your flipping minimap, with these little box symbols.

I did just start the game, but I'm an impatient person, and if there is a way to obtain scrap from these please tell me.

I have this CRT monitor attached to my new computer. For the week I've it, I've had the option of changing the refresh rate to 60\75\80 hertz. I shut down the computer last night, turn it back on, and I only have the option of 60 hertz. What.

I had it at 75 for a week, and all of a sudden it can only do 60.

I tried Googling this but my terminology has given me no relevant search results. Can anyone help with this, at all? My eyeballs hurt :(

Don't even start typing out how it's on the add and remove programs list. It's not. I've gone through ten pages of search results, and that's all I've seen. Windows does not put "essential" programs onto the add and remove programs list. And do NOT tell me that I didn't look hard enough/it has to be on there/that you are right, because it is not on CCleaner's list and it's not on my computer's list.

I want to remove Windows Media Player as well, and it's not on there either. So if you guys know a program that can remove IE and WMP that would be greatly appreciated.

If, however, you see this title and go to the first Google result and copy/paste some crap about how it's on the add and remove programs list, I will come to your house and rape you with a knife.

I live in California, and I've never even seen snow. I'm just wondering how people avoid situations like this: http://i.imgur.com/eNuLu.jpg

From that picture, there is no indication of where to park, so things like that seem inevitable. I know you can just judge by the car next to you, but what if he's crooked? Then you're crooked, and the guy next to you parks crooked, etc. And how does the first person in the lot park?

Just wondering. My entire family has feet like this. I always thought it was a normal genetic thing, and no part of my foot experiences pain/discomfort.

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Intact stories, not broken down stories for kids, or just collections of facts about who the gods/goddesses/heroes were. Do you know where I can find some sites like that?

Where I live (California) they're $8.50. I heard that in some places they get up to $15, which is insane - why is that? Are they expensive where you live/do you know why?

Or is this just some crap "fact" people say all the time because it seems like it's true? Every single article about sleep, or infographic, or *anything* about dreams ALWAYS says this. I've woken up, not been able to remember a dream, and then remembered almost all of it halfway through the day.

Like today - I had this creepy dream about trying to make some kind of clay figure of a giraffe. I randomly remembered at least 40% of it when my history book mentioned giraffes. I remembered the feelings I had in the dream, the setting, how it was in first person when my dreams usually aren't, the disappointment I felt when I severely screwed up making this clay figure of a freaking giraffe. It didn't even make sense, but I remembered it.

So has this 90% thing ever been proven? Does this happen to anyone else? This happens with about half the dreams I have.

I'm doing this Spanish project where I have to make up a menu for a Spanish restaurant. Some of the food items have to have those outlandish restaurant descriptions, the ones that go "Try out sizzling ribeye steak, cooked to absolute tender perfection, with the most delicious baked potato on the side" blah blah blah.

Basically, I hate Mexican food. LOL. So I don't really know how to describe things like tamales or tacos or burritos and all the other things. I don't really know what they're made of or what they taste like, what sauce comes with them, etc.

Sooo just describe a bunch of awesome Mexican food everyone loves but me and you will be helping me out a ton with my project.

I have to make a Spanish menu for Spanish class. I have to do food from the categories of appetizers, desserts, main dishes, side orders and beverages.

What are some of the staples practically every restaurant has in Mexico? I also have to describe some of the foods on the menu, and I'm afraid of putting in an Americanized version of a Mexican food they don't even have in Mexico.

You can just make a big list and I can Google them, Wikipedia has really nice entries on Mexican food haha.

Like having a gimp leg, or a gimp dog. Is this purely American slang? Any Spanish word that means the same thing?

I have to do this Spanish project where I design a menu for a restaurant, and I want to name it "The Gimp Dog" because I think it's hilarious.

So any other retarded restaurant names would be appreciated.

I'm a 16 year old girl with glasses, I don't want to get special contacts for Halloween to make a costume look better or take them off.

Soooo any costumes I could wear that do have glasses? Do not say "sexy librarian". I do NOT want to dress like a slut for Halloween. I'm going to run around with my friends and hoard candy and smash people's pumpkins.

I'm just curious. I mean, there's so many different types. If you hate all of them, or most of them, what's your reason?

Also: I'm 16 and have had my period since I was 12, but only have had sore breasts the past 2 periods. Could that mean anything at all? That my breasts are growing more, maybe? And for some reason, my right one (the smaller one) hurts a lot more than the left.

I have to answer some questions about an except from Where I Lived, and What I Lived For by Henry Thoreau.

I don't need an explanation for all the metaphors he uses and what they mean, but what is he talking about with the Pygmy thing? Do the pygmies battle the cranes because... they want to eat them? Are cranes just d!cks? Is a crane some type of weapon?

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Like that. Everyone else seems to write them facing the opposite way, which I find odd, because most everyone's resembles a 3 or a + sign. Why write a 3 backwards?

Yeah, I have to find some sort of passage from a book/a monologue/ anything that's 3-5 minutes long and funny to read out loud in class. Any ideas?