Ralphy from Christmas Story

At the smallest forms of life we see a quality of life that is somewhat indefinable.

The amoeba knows to eat for energy and to reproduce. It knows to move to seek out light and warmth. For betterment of self it some how knows to better it’s environment. This is all done with the minimal parts and pieces. The question that remains for me though is this sentience.

So if your hand itches you have money coming your way.

If your ear itches you have someone talking about you.

Well my butt really has that itchy feeling what is going on?

so one of the wingnuts with the guns at the town halls and rallies...lets' see...the one with this sign:

"it is time to water the tree of liberty"

now, ain't that sweet. but wait. here's the full quote from which gun-strapped-to-thigh pulled:

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

so this guy is in effect saying that he might need to spill obama's blood. that he might need to k.ill our president.

is there another interpretation?

I am a filthy liberal. I would like to decide who lives or dies where do I apply for this job?

Does all this talk about policy seem a little more unsettling than just talk. Some guy wore a guy to a "town hall meeting"

These radio shows have callers talking about revolution all the time.

What is the deal? Are we going to war with each other? Seems to me like a lot of people are on the edge. What is your opinion.

Ok so I do not wear Jeans this is not an option usually were dress pants with sneakers the have skulls on them and then a T shirt

anyway I am not going to goth myself out but I do want to look a little more edgy

ok here is the story.. I had a first date ,very casual, just kinda a get to know each other sort of thing we did not hand out all night. We went to Ruby Tuesdays to go eat. When we were trying to figure out places to go I told her I had a coupon for Ruby Tuesdays so we decided to go there. We joked off and on about this coupon, the use of it, the details of the coupon, anyway date ends I asked her if she would like to go out again she said yes so I said I will have to see what coupons I can dig up.

Now the big question I would like something fun and inventive to go do but still have a coupon for?

I was thinking about making a coupon book and then meeting here somewhere first and presenting here this coupon book with different things to go do and let her pick out the things. Any way give me some ideas if this sounds good to put in the book?

What kinds of things should I have in there?

What is fun and different?