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  • I want to upgrade internet?

    I Have att internet which i pay 20 dollars a month for and get about 80 kB/s which is super slow

    a 2.50 GB file takes around 8 hours.

    I am looking for something as best as possible max 30 dollars

    What do you guys have or suggest I get and links/ instructions would be apreciated

    Thanks in advance

    1 AnswerOther - Internet9 years ago
  • Im Looking For The Name Of A Movie?

    All I Remember Is That A Man Abuses A Mother And A daughter And Has Rottweilers

    Then At The End The Mom Tells Daughter To Pour Gasoline(i think) In A Pitcher On The Man

    Then They Jump A Fence And Escape

    Any Ideas Help

    IMDB Links Help Too

    Thanks

    4 AnswersMovies1 decade ago
  • where can i get papton 2 demo with savedata exploit for psp go 6.20 official firmware?

    where can i get papton 2 demo with savedata exploit for psp go 6.20 official firmware

    one link megaupload please

    thanks

    1 AnswerVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • where can i get new or used isuzu rodeo 1999 parts from non auction or google sites?

    Please help me

    I need a transfer case (VERY HARD TO FIND)

    4 AnswersOther - Car Makes1 decade ago
  • ethernet driver for black dell like the ones schools use?

    it says the everything is unknow

    and it is a windows xp

    1 AnswerComputer Networking1 decade ago
  • why does my chihuahua do this?

    My dog inhale fast and exhale hard through her nose.

    Shes been doing this for a while now and we still don't get it.

    If you can help me please, I would appreciate it.

    Thank you

    6 AnswersDogs1 decade ago
  • what happens if i put a freshwater?

    shrimp with my betta fish?

    should i do it?

    2 AnswersFish1 decade ago
  • i am a Jehovahs witness and want to know?

    what you think of me or us IN A POSITIVE WAY and why you are or want to study with us

    btw you should try it out and see why we like to study weekly

    11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • i need psp help plz thx?

    i got a psp slim with 5.03 ofw and want to install latest cfw so i can put vba on it

    and i ordered a TOOL battery

    and i have a 1,2,4,8 gb memorystick

    what do i do to get a magic memory stick and cfw? thnx

    1 AnswerVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • is there any place to download supersmash bros melee rom plz?

    and yes i do have the real game

    in fact i have two of them

    plz thanx

    1 AnswerVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • help please for windows vista?

    on my laptop

    I am able to instal both vista and xp but when I try to install xp it says that the harddrive is not detected. It reads all the other hardware but that one

    1 AnswerLaptops & Notebooks1 decade ago
  • does anyone remember the name of this game?

    it was for the windows 98 and was about a brick game that had multiple levels and in order to go to the next level you had to put 2 or 3 bricks together in a riddle type way and to get them all to go

    2 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • extremely hard riddle?

    This one is extremely hard:

    The thieves spent 6 hours in the home of Ted Duda. At first they searched the house, trying to find where he hid his huge diamond, valued at half a million dollars.

    Then they tried beating the information out of him. They fled at dawn, fearing detection.

    Fatally hurt, Duda crawled to his desk and typed a note to his partner, John Madden. In a desperate race to type it before he bled to death, he near blindly typed his death note.

    It read:

    John -- four men tried to make me tell where I had hidden the diamond. At first they looked through the house, raving like madmen. Then, in desperation, the barbarians split open the cat! When all failed, they beat me, but I did not tell. I'm dying. The diamond The diamond is hidden in the vane."

    "Duda died this morning," Inspector Winters told Dr. Haledjian. "We have his murderers, but not the diamond."

    The inspector handed Haledjian a copy of the death note. "We took down the vane, the weathervane, a cock, but there was nothing inside it," the inspector said, "We're still searching the house."

    Haledjian read the note and said, "You also failed to find the body of the cat, but you did find a broken barrel of liquor."

    "Why, yes," said the inspector. "The thieves were throrough. They broke the barrel and every bottle in Duda's little wine cellar."

    "How many walking sticks did Duda own?"

    The inspector looked puzzled. "One."

    "It must be hollow," said Haledjian. "You'll find the diamond inside it."

    The inspector found the diamond, but how did Haledjian know?

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • extremely hard riddle ?

    if you know it dont spoil it

    This one is extremely hard:

    The thieves spent 6 hours in the home of Ted Duda. At first they searched the house, trying to find where he hid his huge diamond, valued at half a million dollars.

    Then they tried beating the information out of him. They fled at dawn, fearing detection.

    Fatally hurt, Duda crawled to his desk and typed a note to his partner, John Madden. In a desperate race to type it before he bled to death, he near blindly typed his death note.

    It read:

    John -- four men tried to make me tell where I had hidden the diamond. At first they looked through the house, raving like madmen. Then, in desperation, the barbarians split open the cat! When all failed, they beat me, but I did not tell. I'm dying. The diamond The diamond is hidden in the vane."

    "Duda died this morning," Inspector Winters told Dr. Haledjian. "We have his murderers, but not the diamond."

    The inspector handed Haledjian a copy of the death note. "We took down the vane, the weathervane, a cock, but there was nothing inside it," the inspector said, "We're still searching the house."

    Haledjian read the note and said, "You also failed to find the body of the cat, but you did find a broken barrel of liquor."

    "Why, yes," said the inspector. "The thieves were throrough. They broke the barrel and every bottle in Duda's little wine cellar."

    "How many walking sticks did Duda own?"

    The inspector looked puzzled. "One."

    "It must be hollow," said Haledjian. "You'll find the diamond inside it."

    The inspector found the diamond, but how did Haledjian know?

    11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • which one is better?

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    Jason and his two friends are talking at a bar.

    His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

    His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

    Jason says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

    "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • riddle to figure out ?

    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

    One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

    Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

    Who died and who lived?

    guess or

    email me for the answer mcfacio@yahoo.com

    26 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • joke for fans that ive missed?

    Sorry peoples. Its ben so long that ive been on that i lost my sense of humor. if you find it, tell me.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

    When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • is it me or whas this a blonde year?

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

    What a year!!

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Bunch of blonde jokes.CAN you respond something?

    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop to find the answer. Finally, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question? "Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago