Mr. Brownstone

Just out of curiosity

http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/95218186@N06/97385137...

I personally think it's Guns N' Roses. Thoughts?

I'm a 16 year old boy, I've come to realize that I am really unhappy with my life. I have very few friends. I see people on Facebook uploading photos of themselves having fun and socializing with friends, while my loner-*** is sitting in my room blasting Guns N' Roses all day. People always make fun of me in school for no particular reason except to bother and hurt me. My grades suck, I work a minimum wage job (Dunkin' Donuts), and my parents are always putting me down.

No girls talk to me, and I don't talk to them because I'm not an outgoing person and I don't have the balls to ask out a girl without fear of rejection. People are always calling me ugly, which has made me self conscious about my appearance.

Here's what I look like for those interested:

http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/95218186@N06/

I'm not going to spend all night rambling. My dad drinks, I get called a f*ggot because I do theater, and I recently failed my drivers test. My question is: will any of this improve with time? Is this kind of stuff typical for a teenager? Is there anything I can do to better my situation?

Serbia - 37,000 Active Military Personnel

Albania- 35,000 Active Military Personnel

(According to Wikipedia).

Logically, who would win? Seems like Serbia's got strength in numbers, but who knows? Please provide examples and reasons that make sense. Feel free to factor in geography, etc.

The title of this question wasn't supposed to sound racist.

Ok, I'm trying to type a dialogue of this spoken word, and I seriously can't understand this guy for a small portion of the song. Can anyone translate from when he says "She act like Saddam sent me" until "Tired of the...". Its about from 8 seconds in to about 12 seconds in. Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flI54WM-sM

Is is P1T2 = P2T2 or P1T2 =P2T1?

I'm 16, and I get called ugly all the time for having too bushy eyebrows, a big nose, and as my friend called it, "having black person lips".

I talked to my mom about getting rhinoplasty, and she agreed to let me speak to a surgeon about the procedure.

Here's what I look like:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95218186@N06/90101670...

I'm 16, and I get called ugly all the time for having too bushy eyebrows, a big nose, and as my friend called it, "having black person lips".

I talked to my mom about getting rhinoplasty, and she agreed to let me speak to a surgeon about the procedure. What should I do about my eyebrows? I'm really self-conscious about my appearance :(

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95218186@N06/90101670...

I'm 16, and I get called ugly all the time for having too bushy eyebrows, a big nose, and as my friend called it, "having black person lips".

Please be completely honest. I'm pretty good at taking criticism.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95218186@N06/90101670...

I mean, he used to be loud when he spoke and now you can barely hear him. He used to be so full of vitality and now he is just a bitter old man who never smiles. Is this all because of the Parkinson's disease?

Ok so basically I just got this thought a couple of days ago, and it hasn't left my mind since. I have a fear of being in a coma while conscious. Like being trapped inside your head while aware of what's going on around you. Scary, right? And considering how common head injuries are, is my fear justifiable?

So I know this girl named Michelle. Her dad works in porno now that my mom isn't around anymore. She also used to love heroin, but now she does it pretty discreetly. She stays up late at night and does cocaine for free and she's driving her friends crazy with her insane life (especially me). She basically live off of other people's luxuries. She told me she hasn't slept since tuesday and stayed in a cheap hotel for a long time. She also has school tomorrow really early.

Michelle is my friend, and we'll spend hours listening to Guns N' Roses together. What can i do to help her?

Ok, so I was washing my hands in a creek near Walton, New York when I noticed something stuck under a big rock. It's a little bit shiny, and it had a military insignia on it. I need desperate help identifying this mysterious item. Here's a picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95218186@N06/89724718...

How do I get my voice that high and raspy without going into falsetto (or is it falsetto?) ?

There's a petition on the internet with a little under 1000 signatures to free a rapper I like (Struggle). Can any number of petitions ACTUALLY free someone from prison? If not, then what's the point of creating them anyway?

Ok, I'm 6'2, 180 lbs, 15 years old. I have a sweet 16 to go to in 15 days, and I want to look my best since it's a pool party. What are some exercises I could to get toned muscles?

Ok, so I just got my high school yearbook back and I found this insanely funny picture of the priest that runs my school. Would this make a good meme? Any suggested captions?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95218186@N06/88972072...

My dad works in porno now that my mom isn't around anymore. I also used to love heroin, but now I do it pretty discreetly. I stay up late at night and do cocaine for free and i'm driving my friends crazy with my insane life. I basically live off of other people's luxuries. I haven't slept since tuesday and I've stayed in a cheap hotel for a long time. I also have school tomorrow REALLY early. :/

Ok, let's clear the air: I DON'T DO DRUGS.

My dad apparently thinks I'm a stoner and is going to buy a drug test as we speak. Is there anything that could trigger a false alarm, or appear on the test as if I'm doing drugs? Is there any possibility of the test not being 100% accurate?

My dad works in porno now that my mom isn't around anymore. I also used to love heroin, but now I do it pretty discreetly. I stay up late at night and do cocaine for free and i'm driving my friends crazy with my insane life. I basically live off of other people's luxuries. I haven't slept since tuesday and I've stayed in a cheap hotel for a long time. I also have school tomorrow REALLY early. :/