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When was the last time anyone saw Mason Ryan? Wasn't it before Punk sat in the middle of the ring and refused to move until he was named #1 contender?? Is his contract up or something?

Why doesn't he give it to Cole, who'd look better with a bag on his head anyways?

Right now, my current finisher is the Backwards, Locked-on Bodyslam, usually off the ropes.

Since I know people probably won't know what that is, I'll explain it.

It works best if your opponent has you in any kind of headlock, or even a crossface, but if that's the case, you need crazy-super human strength. Usually, I stand with my back to them, and wrap my arms around their neck, as if I'm about to RKO them. If you slam them[Their back slamming into the floor] to the floor correctly, it'll stun them for a few seconds, long enough to get them pinned. I usually do this off the ropes.

However, I prefer when they're locked onto me, so I'm not supporting near dead weight.

This has never failed me before, but my trainer has been mentioning me using a new finisher. What do you guys think? Sorry if my description sucked.

"Micheal Cole, SHUT UP!" Vince McMahon

"I'm Vince McMahon, dammit. I'm the man. It says so in my name. McMahon!!" Drew McIntyre.

"16 hour plane ride to Australia to go to war with Miz... One of us isn't comin back in one piece" Alex Riley via Twitter

"Just saw a guy with no shirt and a nipple ring. I wanted to pull on it like a Chatty Cathy doll...." Chris Jericho via Twitter

"Ok. Most folks out there have a mind in the gutter. Snatch is a weightlifting exercise. I will post pics of vegas snatch to clarify." John Cena via Twitter

"Hey nimrod he's still alive. Plus murder is the taking of innocent HUMAN life. Look it up." HBK via Twitter.

"Some parents treat their children disgusting! Just saw some "mother" making her child.......eat CARBS!" Dolph Ziggler via Twitter.

Any advise on breaking a crossface? I was forced, sadly, to tap out to one, and I really didn't like it.

I know I've asked this before, but I didn't get any decent answers. And don't say bite. On Twitter, Crimson[TNA] told me to bite the person, and the last time I did that, I ended up damn near unconscious.

I will admit Del Rio has got talent, but why does everyone want him to be the WWE champion? Sure, he's got talent, but why do people like him? I can name reasons I hate him.

1. His gimmick is WAY too drawn out.

2. Even after a match is over, he will still continue his submission holds, until someone pulls him off, such as when he faced Kane after Big Show was hit by his car.

3. When he told Big Show that the incident with the car was an accident, you could tell he wasn't being serious when he apologized. He seemed to think it was a freaking joke!

4.This isn't a legit reason, but he's perhaps even more arrogant than Miz.

5. He's too full of himself to deliver a real apology.

6. He deliberately antagonizes people he really shouldn't be antagonizing if he values his life.

I will admit I did like him a little more after Big Show landed Ricardo Rodriguez in the hospital and Del Rio seemed truly worried.

But why do people like him? I'm not trying to sound like a hater, I just want to know why.

Personally, I'd like to see Miz win. As much as I like Rey, I was amazed Miz managed to take out both Riley and Kofi on one leg. He impressed me last night.

Originally, I didn't care who won, as long as it wasn't Del Rio. But after Miz took out Riley with that leg, I was hoping he'd win.

What advise would you guys give on executing/breaking submission holds? I was forced to tap out the other night, because I was unable to break a submission hold, and I really didn't like doing it. Any advise would be greatly appreciated.

I rarely use submission holds when I'm wrestling. However, in about a week, I have a match against a girl who's coming over from AWCT, and I've heard she's only lost 2 matches by pinfall, seven by tap-out, and she's won the rest. Now, since I've seen her wrestle, I know she's incredibly difficult to pin. She always manages to kick out. However, it isn't that hard to make her tap out. So I need ideas for Submission moves.

I'm considering the Army after I get out of the Marine Corps in a few weeks. Anyone have any idea what the weight range for a 5 foot 5 inch female is??

I was too busy being knocked unconscious by a certain cheating b*tch, and then arguing with a referee who must be blind. Sorry, ignore my rant.

But seriously, what happened?

http://www.freeonlinepic.org/wp-content/uploads/20...

That is on my side. Since my wrestling company wants me to get another tattoo, what if I get that same on, but on the other side?

NWC, my wrestling company, is telling me to get another tattoo.

http://www.freeonlinepic.org/wp-content/%E2%80%A6

That is the one on my side.

NWC isn't saying what to get, they just told me to consider getting another one. What do you guys think? Please, no BS answers.

I probably will get one, I just have no idea what.

Since Punk is reinstated and Cena threw a fit until Mr. Mcmahon agreed Punk will get his Championship match, what will happen to del Rio? He rightfully is the Number One Contender. As much as I hate him, he did earn a championship match at MiTB. Will they both take on Cena in a Triple Threat Match, or what?

What would you think if WWE gave Jinder Mahal a championship match against Randy Orton for the HWC Title?

Is it just me or was Stone Cold a better GM than the regular one?