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To get hurt by the one whom you love so much

or

To be still loved by the one whom you have hurt so much!

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Help!! I can't access myanimelist account..

It says invalid password...But I'm sure the password is correct because I just accessed it yesterday..

Has this ever happened to any one of you...?

I have even requested for a new password and it says that a mail would be sent to my inbox but I haven't got it yet...It has already been two hours..since then..

Please help!!

I haven't blocked any cookies but still I can't access it!!

Can you tell me what according to you is a best friend?

Or how would you define a best friend..?

1)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

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2)A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

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3)

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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4)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "AND THERE'S THE TEACHER.....SHE'S DEAD"

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I hope this made you laugh.....if you have read it...

Just wanted to share with you guys....

Thought of concluding this question with a fun-fact.

DID YOU KNOW?

Strange-but-true

The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day..

OK!!! BYE!!!

I don't know whether you have seen this before...But I found it really good...so thought of sharing with you guys...

Check it out!!! The conversation between the girl and the boy...

[Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - -

SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO THE TOP...

Its really good how the conversation gets inverted when you read it from the bottom to the top....

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OK!!! MY RANDOM QUESTION!!!!

>>Can you tell me some of your best joke you have ever heard of....?

Here are some which I liked...

>>>>>There was this guy who loved onions more than anything, until he met this girl and fell in love. So he vowed to give them up because they gave him so much gas. One day he was walking down the street by a market and they were having an onion sale. He couldn't resist and so he bought one and it was so good, he ate the whole thing.Later he met up with his gf and she told him that she had a surprise for him at home, but before they entered the house she put him on a blind fold.When they entered the house the phone rang and she went into the kitchen to answer it. Well by now, the onions has begin to kick in and he had to fart. So he listened out and heard her still on the phone so he let out a loud fart. Umm that feels much better he said. A few seconds later, he had to fart again, so he listened for her again and she was still on the phone. This times he couldn't hold back and let out the loudest fart you have ever heard. A few seconds later his gf re-entered the room. Are you ready for the suprise she said. O.k you can take off the blind fold." SUPRISE" everyone shouted!!!!!!

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>>>>>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him It was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

The name sakura is so common in most of the anime and manga.

So my question is howmany Characters do you know with the name Sakura.. and also tell me the name of the anime or manga...

Let me see who knows the most character with the name Sakura.

10Points waiting!!!

If you know at least 3 Sakuras you can star this question..

Anybody excited to watch "Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood" to be premiered this month?

The new series to FMA

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-04-03/fu...

What type of questions according to you have more chance of getting a star★?

The questions which are

1)interesting or

2)the questions which always ends with the request, "STAR PLEASE"

3)Other opinions[If any]

I always wonder about this...O.O

Once I read in a Fact Book that......

1) Banana is a herb and not a fruit.

2) People who are left handed die earlier than those who are right handed.

I find it difficult to believe. So do you think its true? If you think its true can you explain why?

I also once read in a book that

1) If bananas are microwaved along with its cover then, it acts as a sleeping pill when we eat it.

2) When we rub our hands on a steel item, this removes the stinky smell of onion and garlic from our hand.

If this is also true, could you Please! give me the explaination.

Which is your favourite anime song?? Also, tell which anime the song is from....

You see, I am into listening lots of anime songs,.........

If you can, you can tell me 5 of your favourite anime song/songs.

Just wanted to know..............

Thanks!!!!! for answering my question!!!

If you don't watch anime You can also tell me your favourite cartoon's song.

^_^

Any Miyazaki Hayao movie fans out there???

Are you a fan of Hayao Miyazaki movies?

If so, which is your favourite movie and why?

[star please!!!! I have never got a star so far,so if you can give at least One]

What do you feel about the anime Paradise Kiss??

Good OR Bad and Why??

Waiting for the best answer. :)