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Owl Man™
Would you like to come back to my place and order some pizza?
It wouldn't be like a date or anything it would be me, my friends, and your friends, but if your busy that's totally cool! Totally!
*nervous laugh, scratches back of head, and walks away*
*whispers to self* "Idiot! Idiot!"
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoWill you please drop whatever you're doing and come to my dance party for the universe?
All the sentient species will be there! The location is in the Catna galaxy, star system pluga, and Planet Vivla. See you there!
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoWhy didn't you tune your guitar before practice?
You idiot! *pushes you*
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoIs Santa coming tonight, tonight?
14 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoI stole a balloon, should I turn myself in?
The guilt is eating me alive! ='(
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHoney, where is my Incredibles sequel?
Seriously, it's long overdue!
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoIs there anything interesting about yourself that you would like to share?
I'll go first. I sometimes talk to myself out of boredom.
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHave you purchased a WII U?
I love the Wii U! Can't wait to see the awesome software coming in 2013. I'm already looking forward to Lego City Undercover, Rayman Legends, Pikmin 3, Game and Wario!
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoDo you respect your mailers?
Respecting your elders is so last century!
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHave you ever been caught under a mistletoe with your crush?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoAre you going to Mr.Gatsby's party?
You know I heard he killed a man once!
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoCan you relate to my misery?
Boy, oh boy! I really like playing the violin. I practice, and practice ALL DAY long but I never get any better! =(
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoWhat would be your reaction if the Earth started singing?
I'm pretty sure the vibrations would cause massive Earthquakes and accelerate continental drift.
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHow would this make you feel? ^_~?
If I ran up to you and said, "I think you're the prettiest, prettiest, prettiest, girl ever!"
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHow far in life could I get?
If I adapt a "I don't care, I do what I want!" attitude?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoWhy was I born.......? =(?
I was perfectly fine not existing, but no I had to come into existence! >:(
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoDo you feel like a genuine creeper?
When someone wants you to look at their facebook pictures and rate them?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoDo you let gravity do your drinking?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoHave you realized the futility of your existence?
It doesn't matter...nothing matters -__________-
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years agoAre you ready for the 21st!?
I have my zombie fighting kit! Bring it on! >:D
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys8 years ago