Drain Man

I have some acrylic latex paint that I would like to use to paint a piece of furniture. I believe the paint is about 8 years old.

A burglar breaks into a house that is really dark and he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He takes his flash light and looks around but doesn't see anyone. So he continues puting the valuables in his bag. Again he hears the voice say "Jesus is watching you". Now he is really freaked out, and asked who's there and starts to look around with his flash light and sees a parrot in a cage. So he walks up to the bird and asked the bird well fellow whats your name and the bird replies "My name is Moises". The burglar says "What kind of idiot would name his parrot Moises"? And the bird replies "The same idiot

that named his 150 pound rottweiler Jesus"!

Did you hear about the blond who wanted to become a man. She asked her doctor for a procedure called an addadicktome.

What do call a rooster on a 40 foot telephone poll?

A forty foot c0ck that wants to reach out and touch some one.

If an obese person has to pay for two seats on a flight. Does the dwarf get his at half price?

Can someone tell me what group he is from. I know he has to be some 80's hair band group.

I would like to know where I could find the song the Sponge Bob sings at the end of the episode of The marching band. I was told the song is actully called wing on the wind. I know it as sweet victory. Can somone please tell me if their is a web site, or the name of the artist that sings this song. HELP PLEASE!!!!!