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A burglar breaks into a house that is really dark and he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He takes his flash light and looks around but doesn't see anyone. So he continues puting the valuables in his bag. Again he hears the voice say "Jesus is watching you". Now he is really freaked out, and asked who's there and starts to look around with his flash light and sees a parrot in a cage. So he walks up to the bird and asked the bird well fellow whats your name and the bird replies "My name is Moises". The burglar says "What kind of idiot would name his parrot Moises"? And the bird replies "The same idiot

that named his 150 pound rottweiler Jesus"!