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It seems to me that Derek Jeter has been living rent-free in Jeff Passan's head these past few years. Almost every article he writes now has something to do with Jeter being terrible.

Now, Jeter is a polarizing figure - You either love him or hate him, and he has his share of writers who bow at his feet and writers who spit in his face, we all understand that. But never have I seen a sportswriter so obsessed with bashing a sports icon in my life. We know he hates the Yankees (he even once said that Teixera was the worst defensive first baseman in the league, when pretty much everyone agrees he's the best), but this doesn't seem like an anti-Yankee thing, it sounds like he specifically hates Derek Jeter.

So I bring the question to you; What has Jeter done to Passan to annoy him so much? Feel free to be as creative in your answers as possible, but try to keep it clean. Let's see if we can come up with some good ones.