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three times in the last 4 months.

only the good quality stuff.

any ideas?

she's speaking to someone whilst cooking a chicken.

everytime i go in, she goes all quiet. i know she's talking about something, but i can't think what it might be - its driving me crazy.

is she hiding something???

it seems like its on tv and in most of the movies i'm seeing at the moment.

i won't buy more cabbages than normal - is this some kind of advertising trick?

you know the one about new york with jay z and alicia keys.

where was it that i heard it last ... its really bugging me.

for me it was when some cabbage landed on my cat's head.

priceless!

cats are always on here saying how they love being cats, etc.

i hear you cats

but if you weren't ... just for a minute, think. what animal would you be instead?

i did it in 2 once.

what about you?

i know 3 people who do.

well 2 definitely ... the other one i can't talk about on here. but 2 for sure.

whats the secret?

i think it might be my aunt linda's, but something tells me she's hiding something

so i have a face, a name and facial hair.

but that could make me a lot of things.

so what other things should i check for?

i think they might ... but i'm not very flexible these days, so its a little hard for me to tell

i mean my feet aren't too big or fat.

its just i don't know if shoes are breaking some kind of rule ...

i mean it wasn't that i could have not done it, nor could i have done something else.

but the point is i did it and now i'm stuck with it. i don't know if it was wrong, but it definitely wasn't right.

so why the hell did i do it?

Are they stupid or something?

Its 2009!

I am not so sure that you are.

I am travelling 3 miles next Tuesday and I want to take some good ones.

I found him again, but I need to know his new destiny.

I think it might be the one with the voice, but need to be sure.