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Hello!

I am currently programming an app which will basically display jokes. I have two buttons on my homescreen labelled "Jokes" and "About". I want it so when I press "Jokes" it will take me to a page with a joke and a two buttons; one to go onto the next joke, and one to go the the previous joke. What code must I enter for this? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HELP. If you do help me, and include your name and email, I will include you in the credits for the app, and email you the Apps name when it is complete.

Hello!

I am having trouble choosing a wireless network PCI card for my desktop computer. Basically I have my internet router and things in the living room and there is no way to bring them to my room. So I want to give wifi to my desktop computer without connecting any wires to it. I was browsing on a local electronics store website and I came to these options at the end:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/55fc542cb047f1dd86ec318...

PLEASE explain the things in the red boxes. (Those are what I don't understand) - What's the difference between the things in the red box?

ALSO I boxxed the product image because I don't know why the second one has 2 short pins but the rest have 3 pins and one long one in the middle. I can still plug in the 2 pin one but what's the difference?

ALSO can you suggest the 1st best and 2nd best for me based on the picture.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

I need some creative activities that relate to the theme of my camp which is an Air and space camp. This is imaginary so cost doesn't matter, it can also be unrealistic.

In Plot Diagrams for a short story does each section ex: Intro, Rising Action, Climax, etc. need to be like 1-3 sentences or can it be paragraphs?

Easy 10 points!

Thanks!

I need help with a math question that I don't seem to understand :

Find the area of a rhombus with sides of length 5cm and one diagonal length of 4cm.

: Please include step by step instructions with formulas on how I can solve this. ALL help is appreciated!

Thanks! (Easy 5 points)

HI!

I need help on deciding! I'm doing a powerpoint presentation on a book - Shaken (Eric Walters). It's about an Earthquake in Haiti. The cover of the book is is red, black and white and is basically a bullseye and a crack through a road. I need a good template for my powerpoint. I looked through the internet but can't seem to find one I like.

Can you please tell me links in which I can find an ideal powerpoint templates for a book report kinda thing?

EASY 10 Points!

THANKS! :)

Why are fractions important in life, when are times we really need them?

THANK YOU!!

Hi! Well I need a fraction that involves subtracting fractions. I need to make a subtracting fractions problem - - Well the scenario is - I have 36 doughnuts but there are only 26 kids in the class. (I'm in highschool but idk why my teacher is doing this) . I thought of a few but I need some ideas, it can be ANY fraction! Simple or Difficult!

THANKS!!

I heard this song on the radio A LOT, and I like it. I wanna buy the album but I cannot seem to figure out what.

I heard it while watching a YouTube Video. It's at 0:45 of the video. It goes like Heya Haiwan something like that . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIOBUKxNad0&feature...

THANKS SO MUCH! =] EASY 10 POINTS

Okay, so for an art club thing.. I need to come up with something creative to draw on a door. I need creative ideas as to what to paint.. MUST BE APPROPRIATE

Well, just like 2 days ago, I got robbed. I went out for some air and got robbed . I was chocked by a group which I knew was bad but I still decided to go through them, and they took my fitted cap but I managed to hold on to my iPhone. My dad thinks I'm too dangerous with a phone so I got it taken away, {My mom doesen't live with me} He then found out that I had bought another phone and figured out that I actually broke my blackberry and bought myself an iPhone. I won't reveal the whole robbery story for personal reasons but I did call the cops and they are taking care of it. But now I cannot live through the guilt or the feeling of .. I SHOULD HAVE..I know what happened happened.. But I keep thinking.. I KNEW THEY WERE BAD.. I should have walked away, then none of this would happen, I should have been honest with my parents, Is this carma? . All these things keep popping in my head. Now since I was at a relatives house when it all happened they now have a bad impression of my dad and I . They think I'm out of control. I really don't know how to fix it and it's killing me inside! I just don't understand what to do!.

I live in Missisauga, Ontario, I'm 15.

Soo...For school we are doing these debate things.. I need some ideas....

There is 2 students...Student one and student 2. Student 1 works his butt off all day and night! Studying for a test and gives soo much effort but scores a 50%. Although Student 2 , does nothing, and gives no effort but scores a 95%... Should student 1 get marks for his effort? Should effort count for anything ? why ?

THHANKS!

I'm usually a cheerful person, but for the past few days I've been depressed...

It started when I went to my Dads friends house. He has a little girl, shes 7 and shes so cute she thought 12 Degrees Celsius meant that the sky was 12 cm long! And she has no pressure, is always smiling and is just free in life... Me on the other hand... Am much bigger than her... inbetween Middleschool and HighSchool, and I get homework EVERYDAY, I'm skipping school today since I didn't do my work and I was sad, and I ALWAYS have something to worry about. She always plays around with her parents, plays WII or something and with her bird.

And now I'm sad because I want to be a child again, theres too much pressure on me now! I wish I can switch places with her! Shes always has a smile.. I can never do that.. Until like schools over or something! But even then I'll have to worry bout high school!

Any tips, or even past experiences that might cheer me up ?

THANKS

I'm usually a cheerful person, but for the past few days I've been depressed...

It started when I went to my Dads friends house. He has a little girl, shes 7 and shes so cute she thought 12 Degrees Celsius meant that the sky was 12 cm long! And she has no pressure, is always smiling and is just free in life... Me on the other hand... Am much bigger than her... inbetween Middleschool and HighSchool, and I get homework EVERYDAY, I'm skipping school today since I didn't do my work and I was sad, and I ALWAYS have something to worry about. She always plays around with her parents, plays WII or something and with her bird.

And now I'm sad because I want to be a child again, theres too much pressure on me now! I wish I can switch places with her! Shes always has a smile.. I can never do that.. Until like schools over or something! But even then I'll have to worry bout high school!

Any tips, or even past experiences that might cheer me up ?

THANKS

Hello!

Well, I recently broke my blackberry, and now need a new phone. I BUY phones because I don't keep my word on contracts. SO I need help on which one I should buy. My choices are like nice looking cheap but also nice phones.

CHOICES ::

LG GW300 GOSSIP

INQ CHAT 3G

The INQ is mostly like a social networking based phone but I've heard good things on the LG. I just need a phone that I will be able to use for a few months until I save up for my iPhone. THANKS =D!

Hello!

Well, my dad has always been pressuring me to get this final term award at school. {It's like an award.. Not for any subject... but it's to say that your like the best in school, like all subjects}. Like a principals award. I got it back in Gr.5 and they were proud and I got anything I desired. But now my dad is pressuring me to get it this term but I'm sure I won't cause my french teacher and health teacher both hate me and I HATE french. I already try enough . And I already know the girls who are gonna get it. So I wanna tell my dad that there not gonna give the award the last term... But I need an excuse as to why they aren't giving it out..

THANKS !!

Hello!

So PSN is down, and I'm bored and I JUST got a headset before it went down. So now I'm bored and pissed and decided to start a clan since I can't find any that I know of over the internet.

Clan name ? Iunnow help me choose one. MAKE IT 4 LETTERS SO WE CAN MAKE IT OUR CLAN TAG ON THE GAME.

Requirements? Must come on Black Ops regurarly, must be pretty good {AT LEAST 1 PRESTIEGE, or if not It's okay.. Depending... } Oh you must change your clan tag to whatever the name will be.

Oh I also need someone to come up with a clever {NOT PERVERTED} player card for us, something like a handicap with a gun =D Something cool.

TO SIGN UP :: SIMPLY LEAVE YOUR PSN BELOW, AND IF YOU HAVE A MIC, AND YOUR COD INFO.. LEVEL, `SKILL , PLAYTIME , ETC.

Well, for the past month I've been saving up for a new game - Call of Duty Black Ops- This might sound stupid but RIGHT AFTER I BOUGHT IT. I was on my way home, and I lost it. D= . I was soo excited to play it, that I ran home, and on the way I lost it! Now I'm soo depressed because I saved up 70 bucks and it's gone. I've been imagining for weeks that I will finally be able to sit on my couch and play.. I rretraced my steps and it's gone... Someone obviously took it... So I was wondering ... Any tips ? Any positive things you could say to bring my mood up ? Have any of you lost anything valuable?

Hey! So I have a test tomorrow on the book "The Outsiders". and the class has recently watched the movie. I was informed by my teacher that a question on the test is "Whats the similarities between the book and the move" .

PLEASE HELP ME ! THANKS!

Okay well, my TOSHIBA Laptop has been behaving very weird for the past week.

I recently bought a console and have been playing videogames for the break this week and haven't paid very much attention to my laptop.

When I went on first, it began overheating ALOT and slowing down REALLY SLOW.

And then I've been noticing that the space on the harddrive DECREASES DRAMTICALLY then randomly INCREASES DRAMATICALLY.

It is a 250 GB HDD and 3 GB RAM laptop which is 2 Years old.

The harddrive was normally 188 GB . Then it went to 101 GB the other day then after like 5 minutes it went back to 188 GB. Then TODAY was when I thought it was enough because my memory went to 8 MB.!!! MEGABYTES. NOT GIGABYTES!! IT WENT ALL THE WAY TO 8 MB. Then after a few minutes after I got worried it went back to 190 GB. It's really slow now, I've experienced 2 BLUE SCREEN CRASHES, It doesen't turn off at times, it's VERY LAGGY, When I click something it takes like 2 minutes to open, the little icon on Google Chrome beside the tab - The icon of the site, is now just blank, when it turns on theres a black screen for a minute, and as I'm typing this question, my space just went from 188 to 180 GB now and here it starts again. When I click things EVEN THE VOLUME its slow to work. I've tried deleting space using Disk Cleanup, I EVEN did Disk Check, but it always seems to behave strangely. I have AVAST - Antivirus - which I paid for, and I do not use torrents neither do I go on pornographic content so I don't know what is happening.

I have Windows 7. Should I reformat or what shall I do ? Downloading things have also been difficult although I'm free to use my brothers laptop.

PLEASE HELP ME! I have a project due on Monday which I must complete!

THANKS IN ADVANCE!