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The power of socialism is a curious thing

Make a one man weep, make another man sing

Change the hearts to a little red plan

More than a feeling, that's the power of socialism

Rougher than henchmen's, whips be seen

Stronger and harder than Obama's dad's dream

Make a bad one good, Mmmm make a wrong seem right

Power of socialism will keep you home in fright.

They take money, They take fame

They ruin credit ratings and wreck this train

They seem strong and it's sudden and they're cruel most times

And they'll take your way of livin

That's the power of socialism,

That's the power of socialism

First time they beat you it might make you sad

Next time they beat you it might make you mad

But you'll be glad baby when you've found

That's the power that makes the true American frown

REPEAT CHORUS

They say that all in America isn't fair

And consitutionalist don't care

But they know what to do

And how to get to you

With a little help from a muslim

You feel the power of socialism

SOLO

They take money, They take fame

They ruin credit ratings and wreck this train

Rougher than henchmen and wrong as Stalin

You will feel it and you'll get ill

You feel the power, feel the power of socialism

That's the power, that's the power of socialism

You feel the power of socialism � . repeat till out

My wife and I have a Verizon Wireless plan last September with two IPhone 4's. We are thinking on canceling our service and going somewhere else. She said that we'll only have to pay one early termination fee since we share one plan. I think that we'll have to pay $700 instead of the $350 since we both have IPhone 4's. Who is correct?

My wife and I both have IPhone 4 phones and we were wondering how much we could get for them per phone. Any one have an idea on how much?

Is it true that President Obama created and saved more poor people now than when he promised February 2009 that his stimulus would have prevented this from happening? I may just be a poor boy getting poorer but I wouldn't promise anything that can't be delivered. The President had two years in which he did lots with a Democratic House and Senate. They pass a law in which anyone citizen caught with a musical instrument made from a certain wood would be fined and serve jail time. Why do you think Gibson Guitar was raided once in 2009 and again a month ago even though they've never made any instrument out of that wood since the 80's? By the way, if you have a musical instrument that old, I'd burn it before you get raided by the Obama Administration. :) Any way, between Obama-care and this law can Obama also take credit for creating and saving more people now than what there were in 2009?

We've stopped speaking to each other 5 years ago. Her now ex husband bit my 8 year old son in the face, yelled at my daughters ages 17 and 14 and hit my ex. He only worked 3 days a week. I admitt I listened to my father way too much and come to find out after the divorce that my father planned my divorce from day one. My ex has been talking to me and making conversation on and off for the past few weeks. Is this a good sign that she wants me back??

I was just wondering if any one knew of any good Star Trek jokes or Blonde jokes that were about Star Trek?

Does any one have any funny thanksgiving jokes?

My ex has requested more child support through the state of Iowa. Iowa is known for their Nazi tactics when it comes to being against men in general. During the divorce my ex and her lawyer put down that I made 55 thousand a year. I never made over 25 thousand a year in my life! My lawyer told me that they must have added my family benefits and 401K to it. He failed to catch it 4 years ago. My ex makes over 60 thousand a year and her new husband or as I call him, 'The man she cheated on me with', well, he's a doctor so I'm sure he makes bank. I know that lots of doctors offices are getting stimulus money and building new offices. How do I know? Well I work for a nationwide company called PSS World Medical and business is booming right now! Goes to show you how Obama came down hard on those evil Doctors! lol Any way, I currently make $31,000 a year and the past few years had to pay to the IRS at the end of the year. I gross about $1100 to $1300 and take home anywhere from $410 to $650 bi weekly after $350 child support and health/dental insurance and Fed/State/FIC/MED taxes. And I'm still waiting for the raise in taxes after the Bush tax cuts plus the Obama Administration spending. So do you think my ex should get more child support money? Should I pay more in taxes to pay for the spending in Washington? Will Obama and my ex give me a royal screwing?

Please help me, I am giving a party and I've run all out of Pirate jokes. Can any one help me?

Did President Obama take notes on how to blow something up when President Bush blew up the twin towers? What message was President Obama sending with it? I know that President Bush hates black people because he took his sweet time during Katrina...oh wait, so did President Obama cause that's why the oil has run a ground. Do you think President Obama took notes on that and if so, do you think he hates white people since big oil is mainly white? (Why isn't this being said by the left?)

A friend of mine told me that this is love a Liberal day? Can any Liberal tell me if this is true or not? If it is true, I've put together a list of a few quotes from one of your favorite Philosophers Karl Marx:

Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains. (Not Bad)

The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. (Oh what a Liberal world it would be!)

The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles. Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution.(I just got a tiggly feeling down my leg)

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.(Only during a recession)

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. (Labor camps?)

Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do idlers. (Hmm...Interesting)

We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. (That's deep!)

While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser. (Uh Oh..)

The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money. (Starting to not look good)

Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time's carcass. (Now I'm getting scared)

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. (Yikes!)

Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex. (Go Hillary and Nancy Go!)

A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism. (Indeed and in America too!)

Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.(Some call porn art and others think of sex scandles in both political parties)

Democracy is the road to socialism. (Ahh feels so good to be a Liberal! I prefer a Republic myself)

In a higher phase of communist society... only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be fully left behind and society inscribe on its banners: from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. (Liberals can only hope!)

And lastly...

The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.(No need for a God, Liberals have Obama)

A 2008 report has NPR saying Obama is Kenya born and Son of Africa! We all know that NPR is left wing media so who better to know the truth than liberals, right? Or do liberals not trust what other liberals say? Remember, a house divided can not stand.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=1...

Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence. What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice. Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. A people free to choose will always choose peace. Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States. Facts are stubborn things. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them. History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bo

Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence. What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice. Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. A people free to choose will always choose peace. Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States. Facts are stubborn things. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them. History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth! No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology. One picture is worth a 1,000 denials. One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it. People do not make wars; governments do. Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'. The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

Al Sharpton says Americans voted for socialism by electing Obama. We do all know that Al Sharpton has been hanging around Obama like a monkey clinging to a tree so should we take stock in the words of Al Sharpton? If so, will freedom of speech and right to bear arms be next of the Socialist agenda? And should we start speaking Russian or Mandarin?

Ok. Some of you said in my last question that I was lying about my brother being a radical Jew. He claims to be a Jew even though he belongs to no Jewish church or even ordained by a Rabbi. He joined a Seventh Day Eventist Church but yet says he so much wants to join a Jewish Synagog. He was a radical Catholic who damned everyone because the Catholic Church was the first church, so he said. Then it came crashing down when women were allowed to become preists. He talked to his Jewish friend from the Air Force who suggested that he maybe think about Judiaism. I won't repeat what I wrote from my last question. You will have to go and read it then respond. But if you want to check out his myspace page. Cold_Thin_Ice you can't miss him.

Just reading about Pres. Andrew Jackson, I got the impression that he was a far right Democrat and Pres. B.H. Obama seems so far left. Am I wrong?

The results are in and our progressive/liberal government is celebrating 36,000 lost jobs. Now I'm no math whiz but how could 36,000 lost jobs be a victory? If you were one of the 36,000 would you think it's a victory? If you were one of the Millions of unemployed would you consider this a victory? Do you think that this is just Socialist Hype? If our founding fathers were alive would they think it's a victory?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp!

Help me! I need to impress this hot looking blonde with big can can's with some blonde jokes!!!