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I was REALLY horny and lonely but I wanted to try something new besides just regular old masturbation so I got a cookie and cut a hole in the enter and filled it with soap and then I ****** it. It all felt amazing until I came and pulled back at the same time and when I did a cookie crumb and some soap got into my peehole and it really stung for a while. I could also feel the crumb inside my peehole on the left side and whenever I pee it hurts and the pee shoots to the right side. I still feel the crumb inside me but not the soap. Everytime I go pee it hurts very badly. How can I fix this?

All of my friends at school have penises and they show me but mine hasn't grown yet. How old do I have to be before I grow it? Will it be a fast growth? Will it hurt?

So me and my friend found to industrial staple guns and like 10 packs of extra staples and my friend shot me in my butt from the side and now my butt cheeks are stapled together and it really hurts.