Penis hurts badly!!! Help!!!?

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I was REALLY horny and lonely but I wanted to try something new besides just regular old masturbation so I got a cookie and cut a hole in the enter and filled it with soap and then I ****** it. It all felt amazing until I came and pulled back at the same time and when I did a cookie crumb and some soap got into my peehole and it really stung for a while. I could also feel the crumb inside my peehole on the left side and whenever I pee it hurts and the pee shoots to the right side. I still feel the crumb inside me but not the soap. Everytime I go pee it hurts very badly. How can I fix this?

Jenessa · Answer

Come on, I'm a female and even I know a cookie is no good. Get a watermelon, cut a hole in it, warm it in the microwave for a few seconds, and **** that! Or just buy a flesh light?

Anonymous · Answer

U need 2 go 2 see a doctor like m8

Anonymous · Answer

It is normal and hard is better for girls. But you can go to a doctor.

Marie · Answer

Drink lots of water for the next 4 days and all will be just fine, drink 10 - 14  glases a day

Anonymous · Answer

Why a cookie? Why not something else. Guys can be weird ;P

Poop · Answer

Go to your doctor or a minor emergency clinic

quidagamus · Answer

How do you cut a hole in the center of a hard cookie?  How do you keep the cookie from falling apart when it's soaked in soap?  If you're going to make up a ridiculous story at least try to come up with something believable.

Anonymous · Answer

you should probably go to a doctor. I know its embarrassing but what else could you do that wont damage your dick?

Anonymous · Answer

First; what kind of cookie and what scent of dish soap was it???????

Loria · Answer

Oh my gosh dude don't be trying stuff like that buy you a toy for real

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