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..use your imagination... I can be.. ..the religious fundie who lacks logic. ..the hardline atheist who distorts logic for his own shallow agenda. ..the cafeteria catholic who knows nothing about catholicism. ..the non-catholic who thinks catholics are not christians ..the satanist that laughs at christians and spins atheists around his fingers ..the hypocrite who preaches love and peace ..the god ..the non-existing god ..the innocent troll ..every answer you want to hear ..every answer you hate to hear

  • Spiritually messing around, do aliens believe that we exist?

    Do they have proof of our existence? Have we kidnapped some of them for experiments?

    How do they respond when their religious ministers say that we don't exist and that their god has made them the center of the universe?

    How do they respond when atheists among them say that the lack of evidence regarding our existence is an indication that we don't exist?

    7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • A senseless troll poll.. Which is a more marvelous feat?

    Which stunt is more epic?

    A camel passing through the eye of a needle..

    or

    A thin cow eating a fat cow whole, and still remain thin..

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Spiritually asking, about the Adam and Eve story...?

    Suppose they did not eat the forbidden fruit.

    Suppose they remained obedient to their god and continued to live under his good graces, never getting hungry, never affected by old age, never getting sick..

    Do you think we would all still be naked now?

    18 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually polling..er trolling, which is easier?

    I got this idea from an old Rowan Atkinson skit.

    My question:

    Is it easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a camel to?

    7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • I had this dream about a flat earth and a sheep.?

    I dreamt that I was a scientist who came up to the conclusion that the earth was flat. I presented my bold theory to the the various journals around the world.

    The ruling system however, believed that the world is round. Soon, I was getting a lot of feedback from other people. It seemed the ruling system got hold of my study and summoned me to their fortress.

    As I arrived, I was quickly rushed to a chamber. I realized I was being put into trial.., for.. heresy.

    The trial went on as the ruling system planned it. I was stripped of my title, my license, and my social welfare benefits, then sent to jail.

    They told me that they were being generous, because they originally planned for me to be beheaded.., on world TV.

    While in jail, I reviewed my theory.., and still arrived with my original conclusion. Soon I was informed that the sentence for me has been modified.. I was going to be beheaded after all..

    The day of my execution finally arrived.. As I was escorted down the guillotine, the scene changed..

    I was in the living room eating popcorn, conversing with a goat and a sheep on how the present system of governance is inefficient in meeting the needs of the population. The sheep proposed a solution, then me and the goat both agreed..

    Then I woke up. I tried to remember the data that led me to conclude that the earth was flat.. I could not remember them.., but they were so real when I was dreaming. I also tried to remember the solution proposed by the sheep.. I could not remember it either..

    Weird.

    What do you think this means?

    2 AnswersDream Interpretation1 decade ago
  • Spiritually dreaming.. I dreamt the Earth was flat.?

    How would you react to this?

    I dreamt that I was a scientist who came up to the conclusion that the earth was flat. I presented my bold theory to the the various journals around the world.

    The ruling system however, believed that the world is round. Soon, I was getting a lot of feedback from other people. It seemed the ruling system got hold of my study and summoned me to their fortress.

    As I arrived, I was quickly rushed to a chamber. I realized I was being put into trial.., for.. heresy.

    The trial went on as the ruling system planned it. I was stripped of my title, my license, and my social welfare benefits, then sent to jail.

    They told me that they were being generous, because they originally planned for me to be beheaded.., on world TV.

    While in jail, I reviewed my theory.., and still arrived with my original conclusion. Soon I was informed that the sentence for me has been modified.. I was going to be beheaded after all..

    The day of my execution finally arrived.. As I was escorted down the guillotine, the scene changed..

    I was in the living room eating popcorn, conversing with a goat and a sheep on how the present system of governance is inefficient in meeting the needs of the population. The sheep proposed a solution, then me and the goat both agreed..

    Then I woke up. I tried to remember the data that led me to conclude that the earth was flat.. I could not remember them.., but they were so real when I was dreaming. I also tried to remember the solution proposed by the sheep.. I could not remember it either..

    Strange.

    6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Religiously researching, who found the Lost Book of Nostradamus?

    How did they know that Nostradamus lost a book? How did they find it? Where? When? How different is the book from his Not Lost Book?

    7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Religiously speaking, on the 7 capital sins..?

    If you are given the chance to modify, or change the composition of the capital sins altogether, what are the sins you would most likely include in your list? State your reasons.

    16 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually Dirty Dancing, about the late Patrick Swayze in the movie "Ghost"?

    What was the religion of the characters?

    I'm sorry, I lost my copy of Ghost. I can't remember anymore.. all I remember completely was the clay-molding scene and some little bits.

    I remembered asking this because the spirits fetching the souls of the dead looked nothing like angels nor demons. Plus, I always mistake Whoopy's character for her other character in "Sister Act".. It is confusing, really.

    Can anyone tell me what their exact religion is? Thanks

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually listing all the atheati cats..?

    I'm not sure how many they are. Are there anyone here in R&S who have all of those cats in their contacts?

    14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually trolling..seriously asking.. on miracles?

    Suppose a great miracle happened and everyone witnessed it.. And I mean everyone, even the atheists.. Now, the miracle is so great and noble that people began to live better and noble lives ever since that miracle happened.

    The catch is.., it was actually Lucifer who made the miracle and not Jesus. Would we still rejoice?

    11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • On an Almighty god and his creatures..?

    What if:

    We humans are not his primary creations? Suppose we are just part of the countless list of creatures he just utilizes for the betterment of his primary creations(say, advanced alien beings), which he, it turn, utilizes for his "greater glory". Suppose the "free will" he gave us was just an illusion after all, and his conviction of him being a good god was a deception all along.., all of that as part of his elaborate "divine plan" to save his beloved creatures (the advanced alien beings, not us).., Suppose we are just utilized as just simple proteins, amino acids, bacteria.. no different from the microorganisms in our bodies that allow us to live. Suppose we are just cattle all along for alien consumption.

    Will we still worship that "god" that created us? Will we still do our role for his "greater glory"? Will we still cling on to our illusions that we are going to be "saved", for whatever that means? Will we still joyfully rejoice in his name for every good thing and ask for respite from every bad thing, when we already know that all those things were planned right from the start as part of an even bigger plot that does not concern us anymore?

    5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • On internet and porn..?

    So, I was just thinking... The internet has changed our lives.. Changed the way we think.. Changed how we view things..

    To some extent, porn was able to achieve the same things..

    This is a simple question..

    Which among the two destroyed the other more? Did porn destroy the internet? Or did the net destroy porn? Also give me your arguing points..

    Yes, I know this is R&S, so shut up already about that..

    8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Religiously speaking, with regards to the things we call demons?

    Which religion do you think has the most powerful demon in its myth?

    Christianity? Islam? Judaism? Others?

    I have been thinking about this for a long time..

    Info on each demon's abilities would be nice.. and also their role in the religion that utilizes them..

    8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Religiously, why are there so many smart cats here in R&S?

    A lot of R&Sers have cats as their avatars.. Is the cat some sort of symbolism to represent wisdom and intellect?

    12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually, with regards to what Lucifer did..?

    This is still a bit shady to me.. When Lucifer decided to go up against the supreme god, was he planning to supplant the supreme god? Was he trying to overthrow god so that it will be him that would reign supreme?

    Or was he just trying to free himself from the clutches of a god that he no longer believes in? Was he so disgusted at how god was running the show, that he decided to make some reforms in the whole thing?

    The most media-savvy religions of today always had a big bad demon to complement/emphasize their supreme god's alleged "goodness".. But up to now, I am still not sure about the nature of his antagonism towards the supreme god.. I mean, yes, the defenders of these religions will always contend that the devil got what he deserved because of his evils.. And for sure they will credit the devil for making me ask this "mischievous" question..

    Did Lucifer orchestrate an uprising to supplant god? Or did he do it so he can be banished therefore be free from the clutches this god? Remember, god controls all the press at that time and place.., the inspired writers who wrote the bible..

    What do you think?

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • On avatars and stuff.. How come I do not see my photo?

    How come I can't see my avatar when I use pics from my 360 account?

    How come all I see is a blank icon?

    2 AnswersPreferences and settings1 decade ago