Dr.Dude

I use my laptop mostly and I used the PC today and my searches came up in some auto completed google search.

I found that back in high school, I drank beer in mass quantities to mask the taste of the beer. So I drank until it began to go down like water. Nowadays, I actually enjoy beer, I go to bars and get the local brews. It seems that getting drunk is more of a social thing to do at bars, clubs, etc, but back then it was more fun on an individual basis. You drank, were laughing at dumb stuff, doing dumb stuff, and then went on drunken adventures.

I have a lady friend, whom I have known for about three years. She and I sometimes hangout, it's not that often, but it's usually fun and pretty memorable. We've gone to places, had some nice conversations, and I enjoy making her smile. I have no idea whether or not I should ask her out because I literally do not know what our relationship really is. She seems to be kinda interested, I think, in me, we go to places and I would be the only guy she would talk to. I've been invited to parties and some clubs for some evenings by her. I want to get to know her, but she lives across the country and only comes to this city for the fall/winter semester. The semester is almost done and I have feelings for her. I have no idea how to communicate those feeling into actions, I am not used to being so smitten by such a lady, in high school I had no real interest in the girls, but in university, this lady is the bomb. I am so conflicted that I've turned to a site where I answer questions in the most half baked of ways.

I think Barry Lyndon would have been better if there were a alien attack, still is a good movie, but that would have just made it awesome

Yeah, I don't drink that often, or regularly, maybe once every two to three weeks. This survey says that the average amount of drinks I should be having is supposed to be about four. It then asked me a question about the last time I drank and I guessed it was about 10 beers and three shots, so about 13 drinks. Should this be of concern? I spaced it out over a period of nine hours and I didn't black out or do anything I regretted, but is there anything I should be concerned about? I don't buy beer too often and I only really get drunk with friends on some occasions.

I'm curious to know if old ladies would have huge racks until they're 80.

No, it's not for my benefit, I am not gay, not like there's a problem with being gay but whatever. This dude has a witch of a girlfriend who he decided to move in with after four months of knowing each other. He's being mentally abused and is beginning to take it on himself, freakin dude cut himself a lot the other day. He believes that he will only find happiness through this one chick because apparently he loves her, even though he constantly complains about her dumb antics, like going to a money mart so she could buy smokes with his money, yelling at him for not cleaning the dishes she used, and all this other bull. Anyways this is like his fifth relationship that has been this messed up. I think the only way for him to find a true cool gf would be if he batted for the opposite team for a while. How would one go about turning him gay? Hypnosis? Room 101 esque brain washing? In all sincerity this a completely serious question. Bro may hit rock bottom if he continues with this chick.

One time I had a few beers too many and attempted to dance to gangnam style. I never want to relive that moment ever again.

A New York firefighter who is the son of a gypsy has to fight his way in an underground ufc tournament to the death. His german pot smoking room mate foreign exchange student has been kidnapped, which is why he has to fight. I was thinking the main character would be harrison ford and his friend would be that forehead guy from the office

The day they happen to have a low cut shirt on.

I have at least 40 dollars I want to spend for tomorrow night. I'm definitely getting some beer, what type of liquor should I get with it? What liquor pairs well with beer and can be shared among friends? To be completely clear, I don't want any bs from people who believe their plans or beliefs are some how relevant answers. Straight up answers only.

I would pick Give it Away by RCHP

I'm not too sure if anyone does this, or I'm the only one, but do any of you have a toilet that you sleep on? A couple of minutes here and there, during lunch break, etc. Sometimes if I'm hungover, I catch a good twenty minutes on it. If anyone made it smell I hit a lavender spray in the dropped ceiling, really lightens it up.

Adult diapers. My girlfriend wants me to dress up as a giant baby, as an agreement that she would drive me to work one crazy morning. I am a man of my word. Where do I buy adult diapers? and do they come in packs, I don't want to continue this on a regular sexual basis, it's kinda weird.

I remember when I was younger, I used to day dream about being outside of the classroom, at my house watching TV. During these day dreams I would imagine a scene from the Simpsons or King of the Hill, then when I would get home and those same episodes would be on. It happened a lot. I remember this year, it happened again, I was getting caught up on my class readings at 3:30 in the morning, and I turned on the TV to see what was on, it was "Bubbleboy" the show I was talking to my friend earlier in the day about.

Also, some of my friends are in my dreams, then they contact me the next day. These are not the friends I normally hangout with. One is a good friend that I went on a cross province trip on at the end of high school, the other is a young woman I know and like. When I have dreams with these people in it, they always seem to want to meet up. Is there like a reason for this?

I plan on buying some beer and drinking it with my friends while testing the new assassins creed game

I just got back after a kegger and a trip to the bar and I'm not all too drunk. I only drink every two weekends, but this is messed, I'm usually spinning right now