Abraham

For the past month or so I haven't been able to fart without sharting (heavy, chunky wet fart), I know it's gross but I had a very unpleasant week because I tried to pass gas several times and ended up going to the nurse. Do I need to eat more fiber or something? Is there a treatment for this?

I mean like after they die and end up in hell (hypothetically of course), won't they burn in hell?(hypothetically of course) Did Satan promise you protection or something? (hypothetically of course)And also don't you know that he is a liar?(and of course hypothetically)

Besides them being anoying. Would you ever troll? Have you gotten trolled on before?

I got in trouble for kicking some fat kid's ***, he was talking so much ****, it started to smell like *** in the room. I had tried to ignore him, but he kept saying stuff about how skinny I was (btw I'm not skinny, I'm just not fat) he would throw stuff in my hair, and since it's really curly it would get stuck. I told the teacher and he wouldn't do ****! And it went on like this for a while and my friends would be like "kick his *** foo", but it's easy for them to say cuz it's not them who are getting FCKed with. The guy overshadows me by about a foot and he has to weigh more than 200 pounds. And I never bothered him I have never defended myself I always took his **** without saying anything back. But then he started talking about my mom, and I was like "oh he'll no!", he called her a "skanky hoe", for no FCKen REASON!!! So I went up to him and I was like "what did u say about my mom?", and he said the same thing but slower. So I punched him square in the face, then he pushed me and I fell to the ground like if I was nothing and ended up almost at the other side of the room, and he was gonna go on top of me or something cuz he was coming at me like crazy, and I grabed the first thing I could get (stapler) and threw it at his face, he stumbled to the ground and started crying. I felt kinda bad for the fat ***, but he had it coming, the thing is it was me who got the referral. And the school is under no tolerance to these kinda things, and the principle said that if it happened again I was going to juvie. I tried to explain how it happened but she was like " it doesn't matter what happened, you punched him in the first place". I didnt have any trouble with my parents, my mom was just really worried about me and my dad was proud. So if you can't beat em up, what do u do, you can't just ignore them.. What can I do if this happens again?

I'm buying another board and I want to see what people like.

I only have about $100 to spend on a skateboard, including trucks and everything, I want an element or a girl, definitely not a blank I'm tired of those. So how much would you say is too much for a skateboard?

I dont care if its in the wrong category I like you guys better. They say confession is good for the soul so why don't you go ahead and tell me yours.

... I can keep a secret

I don't really have neighbors so I can't mow lawns and my parents don't want to give me money for anything else other than food, and I can't do chores around the house for money because it's "my responsibility". I applied for at least 20 jobs but nobody hires me, I'm guessing it's because I have no real experience. I even tried to do online surveys but it's going very slow, I get 50 cents for each survey I do, but I'm limited to one a day, and I can't request a check until I get 30 dollars on that account. Besides I hate taking surveys now, I don't even have Internet at my house, I have to take time away from school to do these sh!t-E surveys. Oh and my parents only give me about 10 dollars a week, and I really need to eat so it's impossible to save that money, in fact thats part of the reason I need more because I want to eat burger instead af having to eat a bag of chips at lunch time and I want to buy stuff!! so what can I do? I can't use the Internet at school because everything is blocked.

Ok so I have a friend who is all paranoid about this little sect, or group or whatever. I personally have looked in to it, and find it a little bit "unlikely". I mean, Kobe Bryan changing his number to 24 because 2+4=6? and Lebron doing that thing where he blows that white powder from his hands, as a tribute to the iluminati? And a whole bunch of "wierd", conspiracy theories. Is it just me or are people stupid? Honestly..

Ok so I have a friend who is all paranoid about this little sect, or group or whatever. I personally have looked in to it, and find it a little bit "unlikely". I mean, Kobe Bryan changing his number to 24 because 2+4=6? and Lebron doing that thing where he blows that white powder from his hands, as a tribute to the iluminati? And a whole bunch of "wierd", conspiracy theories. Is it just me or are people stupid? Honestly..

Ok so I have a friend who is all paranoid about this little sect, or group or whatever. I personally have looked in to it, and find it a little bit "unlikely". I mean, Kobe Bryan changing his number to 24 because 2+4=6? and Lebron doing that thing where he blows that white powder from his hands, as a tribute to the iluminati? And a whole bunch of "wierd", conspiracy theories. Is it just me or are people stupid? Honestly..

Ok so I have a messed up little sister, she is 14 and I need to get back at her AND get away with it. She's done so many f*cked up things to me, and I'm tired if being the nice older brother. She once put "pica pica"(powder that makes u scratch") on the toilet paper, and I got a horrible rash, she has "accidentally" droped bleach in my drawer, and I know it wasn't accidental because she laughed afterwards. She has even stolen money from me, once after cashing my check at walmart and putting the money in my wallet, it magically disapeared. Then I saw her the next week with a new coach purse!. If she needed money she couldve just asked for it!! WTF! And what bothers me the most is that she denies everything, and she always has a great excuse so she gets away with it! Like when she stole the money, she said her friend helped her pay for the bag and she had to break her piggy bank, then started crying because "I can't believe you guys would think that about me", and she got away with it! So my parents aren't much help, please help me teach this little devil a lesson and walk away with my hands clean.

Ok so I have a messed up little sister, she is 14 and I need to get back at her AND get away with it. She's done so many f*cked up things to me, and I'm tired if being the nice older brother. She once put "pica pica"(powder that makes u scratch") on the toilet paper, and I got a horrible rash, she has "accidentally" droped bleach in my drawer, and I know it wasn't accidental because she laughed afterwards. She has even stolen money from me, once after cashing my check at walmart and putting the money in my wallet, it magically disapeared. Then I saw her the next week with a new coach purse!. If she needed money she couldve just asked for it!! WTF! And what bothers me the most is that she denies everything, and she always has a great excuse so she gets away with it! Like when she stole the money, she said her friend helped her pay for the bag and she had to break her piggy bank, then started crying because "I can't believe you guys would think that about me", and she got away with it! So my parents aren't much help, please help me teach this little devil a lesson and walk away with my hands clean.

So I'm getting a car and I don't want to be cheap. I'm thinking of getting a mini Cooper, it's a blast to drive and I really like the way it looks. What if I paint it all black and change the rims for black. If you saw that car in the street would you still think it's a girl car?

Ok so I'm 17 I weigh 121 what can I do to gain weight through fat. I have a very fast metabolism, so it's hard for me to gain weight. Every time I eat bread or eggs I stuff it with butter because I love butter. I eat alot of meat and drink protein shakes every day. I work out to, I do little but very heavy reps, and then give my body a couple of days to recover. I don't do much cardio and I really try to gain weight. I eat as much as I can in each meal and I still weigh the same. Is there like a pill or something? Or do I just keep stuffing butter, and eating alot of greasy things each time I can? (I know its bad for my heart), but I don't care I just want to gain fat. And I don't have any parasites in me.

I fell asleep in class and the teacher called on me, naturally since he saw me with my head down. I acted like I couldn't hear him so I could buy some time to see if it would go down. It didn't work so I made a wierd walk all the way to the board, and acted as if I was falling. I looked very stupid, but it would have been very embarrasing. I couldn't avoid it. This doesn't happen often but in case it happens again. What should I have done?? (btw please don't delete this, I haven't said anything inapropriate and I really want to know) I know it's tempting for u immature ppl out there, but please no rude comments.

Ok so I'm 16 years old and 5'7, my mom and dad are also 5'7. I'm shorter than the rest of the JR's in high school. I hear you don't stop growing till you hit 21, can someone ESTIMATE HOW TALL I WILL BE when I hit 21. Also I'm Mexican, does that have anything to do?Please help I'm worried about this. I don't want to he short

Ok so I'm 16 years old and 5'7, I'm shorter than the rest of the JR's in high school. I hear you don't stop growing till you hit 21, can someone ESTIMATE HOW TALL I WILL BE when I hit 21?? This is very important, is there a way to be taller? Grow more perhaps a certain diet? Also does my nationality have anything to do with my height?? Please help I don't wanna be short.

Ok so I'm 16 years old and 5'7, I'm shorter than the rest of the JR's in high school. I hear you don't stop growing till you hit 21, can someone ESTIMATE HOW TALL I WILL BE when I hit 21?? This is very important, is there a way to be taller? Grow more perhaps a certain diet? Also does my nationality have anything to do with my height?? Please help I don't wanna be short.