Joe Coolguy

I'm trying to add a link to this picture...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poste...

...in a Facebook comment. But I DON'T want to send that huge mess that you see above. Back in the day I could do the whole <a href="link.url">Normal words</a> thing, but I can't anymore.

How do I post a LINK in a Facebook comment now, without displaying the whole URL?

Thanks,

-Joe

...popcorn and peppermint tea.

What are you smelling right now?

-Joe

The other day, I watched Vice President Joe Biden come to a podium and give a speech. He looked like he was either drunk or on heroin: slurring in speech, not looking directly at the crowd, slouching, mumbling, stopping halfway through sentences to take a 15-second nap...

And then after 2 minutes of the weirdness, he came out and said that he was sad that Senator Kennedy died.

Ok, so that's a sad topic; somebody important died. But it honestly scares me that this non-emergency can make our nation's 2nd-in-Command totally lose his composure and professionalism. This Senator must have been some incredibly important guy for our nation's Vice President to exhibit total despair.

Please, kindly tell me about him, and what he did that our nation couldn't go on without.

-Joe

My Mitsubishi 3000GT is a 1999 base model. I can't find any parts for it unless I fly out to Japan to get them... So I'm going to start looking around for matching Dodge Stealth parts.

So is there anyone out there who could tell me what year Dodge Stealth matches up with my '99 3000GT?

Thanks allot,

-Joe

My Mitsubishi 3000GT is a 1999 base model. I can't find any parts for it unless I fly out to Japan to get them... So I'm going to start looking around for matching Dodge Stealth parts.

So is there anyone out there who could tell me what year Dodge Stealth matches up with my '99 3000GT?

Thanks allot,

-Joe

My Mitsubishi 3000GT is a 1999 base model. I can't find any parts for it unless I fly out to Japan to get them... So I'm going to start looking around for matching Dodge Stealth parts.

So is there anyone out there who could tell me what year Dodge Stealth matches up with my '99 3000GT?

Thanks allot,

-Joe

I have base-model 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT. I know that with the 12-valve, non-turbo engine I have, I'm not going to push 300HP like some of the other models. But I still want to try to squeeze maybe 15-25 more HP out of it.

My ideas are revolving around cold air, more than messing with the computers and fuel injectors. I've already decided I'm going to get a cold air intake, but my current question is...

Can you install an intercooler on a non-turbo engine?

I figured, the radiator cools the engine block, but I could get an intercooler for the air intake. That way, I could get the most cooling. Is this a reasonable idea? Could it help me? Tell me WHY, and HOW the intercooler could/could not work for me...because I'm new at this.

I want to buy a Toyota Supra, and I'm aiming for a 3rd-generation (1986-1992) model, with a turbo (or twin turbo). This might be the only model range I can afford :P

Is there anyone out there who owns one, who could give me the ups and downs on their car? Specifically, I want to know:

-Common electrical problems, and for which year/model.

-Common mechanical problems, and for which year/model.

-What safety features does it have (power steering, airbags, ABS brakes, etc.)

So, are there any owners out there who could give me the facts on their Mark-III Toyota Supra? Is it a buy? Thanks!

-Joe

I want to buy a Toyota Supra, and I'm aiming for a 3rd-generation (1986-1992) model, with a turbo (or twin turbo). This might be the only model range I can afford :P

Is there anyone out there who owns one, who could give me the ups and downs on their car? Specifically, I want to know:

-Common electrical problems, and for which year/model.

-Common mechanical problems, and for which year/model.

-What safety features does it have (power steering, airbags, ABS brakes, etc.)

So, are there any owners out there who could give me the facts on their Mark-III Toyota Supra? Is it a buy? Thanks!

-Joe

I can load the tracks and play them back, and move them around and overlap them, etc. But the one essential thing I can't figure out how to do is assign a seperate tempo to each track, or assign a tempo change within each track.

Is there any way to have 2 tracks play at different tempos?

-Joe

I can load the tracks and play them back, and move them around and overlap them, etc. But the one essential thing I can't figure out how to do is assign a seperate tempo to each track, or assign a tempo change within each track.

Is there any way to have 2 tracks play at different tempos?

-Joe

Would anybody out there know how it compares with the other "Wizard" necks? Is it wide, or on the thinner side?

I'm shopping online for a new 7-string Ibanez, and I'd prefer to have a neck on the thinner side.

Thanks for your input!

-Joe

I'm in the market for a new 7-string Ibanez guitar, and from what I've gathered on the internet, their Ibanez Double Edge bridges can bend both forward (down, flat) and backward (up, sharp). Is this true?

And what is there to know about the Ibanez Lo Pro Edge? I read that it's basically the same thing, but slimmer?

Here are some videos featuring the kind of bridge I'm looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtUiQJc7ZMI&feature...

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3jGFukH-Mo&feature...

Any advice?

-Joe

I'm in the market for a new 7-string Ibanez guitar, and from what I've gathered on the internet, their Ibanez Double Edge bridges can bend both forward (down, flat) and backward (up, sharp). Is this true?

And what is there to know about the Ibanez Lo Pro Edge? I read that it's basically the same thing, but slimmer?

Here are some videos featuring the kind of bridge I'm looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtUiQJc7ZMI&feature...

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3jGFukH-Mo&feature...

Any advice?

-Joe

If, in your experience, it did not work, can you please suggest another product that has worked for you?

Thanks!

-Joe

The default is 3-4 days, but we can extend it to a week. It's nearly been a week since I posted my last question, and I want it to go longer, but there's no option to extend it further.

So how do I see questions around Y.A. that have been open for 2+ weeks? How can I get my question to last that long?

Thanks for any advice!

-Joe

Why don't you try to set a good image for yourself and your religion? Everyone knows it's not nice to make fun of other people... why shouldn't it be worse to make fun of somebody's religion?

-Joe

I think I may have been born with an STD, but since I've never had a blood test, I can't be sure. My girlfriend and I occassionally let our minds wander into the future, thinking about how our lives would be if we were to get married. We both want children.

Here's the problem: she wouldn't want to adopt, and if I turn out to actually have an STD, I wouldn't be able to have children with her naturally. The only other option would be artificial insemination. Would this just be God's way of telling me that I wasn't meant to have children?

-Joe

please? Pretty please? PLEEEEASE I'm begging you! Will you please give me a star????