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In Yahoo answers. What is my watchlist and what can I put in there. I see the tab and it's emptied.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

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Vibe

XXL

Source

Vibe

XXL

Dear Tide,

I am writing about an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life. My mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I’m older, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my white blouse!

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Now, time to write to the Hefty bag people!

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making

her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Skippy!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the

woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

She let a fart rip that sounded like a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her, before she craps on you!"