Jake

My girlfriend began her last period 29 December 2013 and we had sex on the 4th of Janurary. I splooged in her 3 times that week of Janurary. Then yesterday on 31 Janurary I splooged in her twice and she hasnt had her period yet. She had some spotting on the 14th. Assuming we both have average fertility what is the probability that she is pregnant? I apologize in advance if this sounds like a math word problem from the most hated teacher in high school.

Recently I decided to quit masturbating since it seemed pointless to me and I thought it was a big waste of time. I can't recall the last time I've done it, all I know is that it's been over 2 months. Anyways I want to know if this is bad? Do I need to release my sexual tension? I've noticed that its more common for me to wake up with an erection, and also I have more random erections. I do have a girlfriend but me and her are both abstinent and we don't do any dirty things, so yes I have not ejaculated in over 2 months. Also I notice that when me and my girlfriend make out or sometimes even hold hands I get a small erection, not fully hard but just like a little wake up down stairs. is this normal if I haven't released my sexual tension?

My girlfriend is having some family troubles and I need help in comforting her and saying the right things. Basically her grandpa whom she has always strived to make proud, because he's like a father to her, will no longer be coming to her graduation. This is all because he's mad at her mom for some stupid little issues. Anyways she's devestated because she really wanted him to come to her graduation. I really need to comfort her but I need help.

I need help with an old toy I used to have as a child. It was a black board thatt had a grid of holes that light emitted through. You had to put colored plastic pill looking prongs in the holes to spell things out or make pictures. Does anyone know what its called?

Today I was complaining to a friend of mine how irritating it is to wear contact lenses. I also told him that eye glasses piss me off. He told me about an articcle he read in a magazine that explained how to help your eye sight and no longer need glasses or contacts. He told me that all I had to do was sprinkle pubes on a lightly buttered piece of toast and have it for breakfast every day. He said that eventually my eye sight would even pass perfection. I want to know if anyone has tried this and if actually works. Thanks in advance.

Okay so last week my girlfriend's father died in an unexpected car accident, later on that week her mom was diagnosed with skin cancer. She keeps whining about how life sucks and how god hates her. She calls my phone 24/7 asking to "talk stuff out" and she just complains and complains. I dont know how to deal with it what should i do. I am really worried because i was going to propose to her but now im having second thoughts, she seems to only want sympathy to help her self esteem or something. help plz

None, it should be open when she brings it.

I'm waiting for some stuff to come in the mail and i wanted to know if USPS delivers today, not UPS but the regular USPS mail.

Just wondering what people would do for a Klondike Bar. I would just go to the store and buy one.

Everyday in school i hear all the black people call themselves the n word and they dont mind it, but when a different race says it they trip and say that they are going to jump them. Why are black people so ignorant?