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i have a few of the lee evans dvds and was wondering if the songs that he sings are available for downloading and if so what are the title of the songs, these are the songs that he has actually written himself not just covers

i watch a lot of shows on Mega video website to catch up but i always get the 72 minute allowance pop up on my screen, is there anyway of carrying on what i am watching without having to wait the extra 52 minutes?

firstly, when will and grace are sharing the bathroom will starts to sing along when he is shaving, what is this song or what episode,

secondly will is in the bath after making it for grace but gets in himself and is singing before he is interrupted, what is the song and or episode

i have noticed a few spots of the screen of my laptop, i am guessing that its spit, and there are also quite a few finger marks, but how do i clean the marks without damaging the screen?

i live in england so we do not have many cases of pittbuls over here but they seem popular in america so i just wanted to know what the differnt views of them were.

there is a nun in the bath just relaxing when she hears a knock at the door. she cant find a towel so askes "who is it" the voice replys "blind man". she stops and thinks, "ok he is blind he wont be able to see anything i will let him in". she opens the door and the man behind it stares in amazment "core nice **** lady, but where do you want your blind"

an old joke but i still love it star me if you agree (sorry for any spelling mistakes)

does anyone else notice this or is it just me but in the second corus onwards they sing "goodbye Mr aids" have a listen and tell me what you think. am i crazy!

i need a made up name for a womens clothes shop asap for my coursework

i know a few lines of the lyrics but not the singer or name of song could be same song or 2 differnt but could do with the help here goes......

oh yes were gonna have some fun and it feels so right

yes we, gonna make love and it feels................

just some huggin and a kissin and cuddlin and a squeeeeezin do do do do.................

have any funny short jokes or pick up lines

e.g is your last name jacobs cause ur a cracker

i still go to school and need to lose weight for my holiday in a couple of months.

do you have any healthy ideas of what i can take for lunch, seeing as i cant cook something healthy at school

what do people mean when they say pot kettle black? i never understand.

i have a friend who is 7 years older than me and i like the big sister i never had, she is a nice person apart from when she is around her boss and she turns to quite a bitchy peson,

i like her boss and understands what she is saying but i think she is making a mountain out of a mole hill, sometimes i think she is trying to influence my opinion of him, what should i do, i dont want to upset my friendship with anyone.